My Valentine's Day plans include having sex

[Zenigundam]

Sex with a h-h-h-hottie.  <3

[Kudasai]

Sex with with myself.  <3

 

fixed

[mthor]

"The best laid schemes o' Mice an' Men, Gang aft agley..." (Robert Burns)

[Sawdamizer]

Sex with a h-h-h-hottie.  <3

 

Who is the lucky gent?

[stilgar]

Don't make plans to rape your mom zeni.

[enad]

You're just going to be mistaken for the cherub.

[mochi]

I'm sure you and your dominant hand will have a great time

[Naraku4656]

who uses their dominant hand to fap? i want to get off, not death grip my penis