Apparently there's an open mic at Starbucks

[That_One_Guy]

I'm about to hit the big time bitch. Gonna sling these hack dick jokes while smoking a blunt and chugging a latte

Edited April 8, 2019 by That_One_Guy

[Poof]

Starbucks more like star SCHMUCKS waka waka waka

[That_One_Guy]

  On 4/8/2019 at 12:11 AM, Poof said:

Starbucks more like star SCHMUCKS waka waka waka

Expand  

DON'T BE FUNNIER THAN ME DAMNIT

[Poof]

I have a confession i didnt make up the waka waka part

[That_One_Guy]

  On 4/8/2019 at 12:35 AM, Poof said:

I have a confession i didnt make up the waka waka part

Expand  

That's some hack shit son. Very much dissapoint.

[TrigunBebop]

Time to prepare a bunch of jokes at Starbucks' expense.

[Bouvre]

Prepare to get shown up by musical theater kids with a lot of talent, ambition but no other outlet than the one all-ages open mic in town that also overcaffeinates them to hell

[That_One_Guy]

  On 4/8/2019 at 12:58 AM, TrigunBebop said:

Time to prepare a bunch of jokes at Starbucks' expense.

Expand  

I'll roast them and make jokes about how dunkin donuts is better

[That_One_Guy]

  On 4/8/2019 at 1:38 AM, Bouvre said:

Prepare to get shown up by musical theater kids with a lot of talent, ambition but no other outlet than the one all-ages open mic in town that also overcaffeinates them to hell

Expand  

God I wanna go that much more now. One thing I've never understood is hyper theater kids. I did theater but I never had that hyper personality

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

  On 4/8/2019 at 2:02 AM, That_One_Guy said:

I'll roast them and make jokes about how dunkin donuts is better

Expand  

I MEAN, AT LEAST AT DUNKIN YOU CAN GET DONUTS, AMIRITE?

[bnmjy]

I have quite a latte jokes you could use. I am a bitchy barista after all.