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25 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

Your job has worked so far...

*SLAPS TOP OF VEHICLE

How would you like to hear about every detail of my personal life?

Too late, Ho!  I'm an A+ blood type but a CMV hero.  What's that you may be asking yourself?  I have no idea other than my blood can be donated to premature babies because it doesn't have some chain of something that's common among the serfs.

I honestly feel like this joke was going to be one of those "out of nowhere" ones but I got distracted while watching John Oliver's "Last Week Tonight" and all the steam was lost

imma sneak outta this post now

my link failed to embed itself.... this is what defeat feels like, DAMN YOU COBRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

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I'm done editing, I cannot brain currently
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9 hours ago, CAC said:

At work we can use headphones, so just as good.

I used the speakers because I could have my music as loud as I wanted it and still hear if an insert broke while it was cutting

There's no better sound than hearing what sounds like someone putting 9 forks in a blender and realizing that your 16 finish is gone

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33 minutes ago, molarbear said:

I used the speakers because I could have my music as loud as I wanted it and still hear if an insert broke while it was cutting

There's no better sound than hearing what sounds like someone putting 9 forks in a blender and realizing that your 16 finish is gone

must sound orgasmic. 

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5 hours ago, QueenoftheDorks said:

Jesus Christ I wish literally anyone who gets elected DJ at my job knew what "reasonable volume" meant. I mean I hate silence too but I work at a call center and when you can't hear the person on the phone then it's bad.

You just need to carry a mini air horn with you and anytime their music gets too loud just blast it a few feet from them anytime they get a call

Or take the stealth route and send an anonymous email to your HR dept

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