Zenigundam Posted February 9, 2017 Posted February 9, 2017 Cutie who likes me. How do I bring it up? She's not like the single mom who I've texted who wants me to come to PA and slam. She's more old school. How do I bring it up on the first date, so that we can do it? Should I make it dramatic or just say, "We should have sex sometime. Maybe tonight" -_'
StarPanda Posted February 9, 2017 Posted February 9, 2017 Send her a dick pic she will get the message
Lacks_Sympathy Posted February 9, 2017 Posted February 9, 2017 Send her a dick pic she will get the message The message being LOL
Zenigundam Posted February 9, 2017 Author Posted February 9, 2017 I'm honestly visualizing it right now. We're in my car as I speed down the Garden State Parkway, 80s music blasting, "Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel!", my arm around her neck as I drive with one hand, shades down. Then we pull over to the side of the highway and look at some crazy ass mountains from a really scenic spot, and she leans down and kisses me on the cheek and then rests her head on my shoulder, and then I say something really cool and badass to lead into the sex like, "That was good, but how about we take it to another level?" (starts making out with her)
mthor Posted February 9, 2017 Posted February 9, 2017 "For the man who's looking for that special lady (pulse optional): Desperation - the new scent from Zenigundam...."
Bread Posted February 9, 2017 Posted February 9, 2017 send her a pic of ur balls not ur dick tho just ur balls dick seems desperate balls lets her kno u mean business
Distortedreasoning Posted February 9, 2017 Posted February 9, 2017 i thought you werent doing single moms? when did your standards drop?
Azalar Hex Posted February 9, 2017 Posted February 9, 2017 "Hey sweet-butt, I really do like vaginas. You have one of those, right? Do you like penises?"
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