Zenigundam Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Cutie who likes me. How do I bring it up? She's not like the single mom who I've texted who wants me to come to PA and slam. She's more old school. How do I bring it up on the first date, so that we can do it? Should I make it dramatic or just say, "We should have sex sometime. Maybe tonight" -_' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Send her a dick pic she will get the message Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacks_Sympathy Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Send her a dick pic she will get the message The message being LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 9, 2017 Author Share Posted February 9, 2017 I'm honestly visualizing it right now. We're in my car as I speed down the Garden State Parkway, 80s music blasting, "Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel!", my arm around her neck as I drive with one hand, shades down. Then we pull over to the side of the highway and look at some crazy ass mountains from a really scenic spot, and she leans down and kisses me on the cheek and then rests her head on my shoulder, and then I say something really cool and badass to lead into the sex like, "That was good, but how about we take it to another level?" (starts making out with her) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 So much fail with thread -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 oh man the desperation is THICK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 "For the man who's looking for that special lady (pulse optional): Desperation - the new scent from Zenigundam...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bread Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 send her a pic of ur balls not ur dick tho just ur balls dick seems desperate balls lets her kno u mean business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidden Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 but is she cute tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 i thought you werent doing single moms? when did your standards drop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 "Hey sweet-butt, I really do like vaginas. You have one of those, right? Do you like penises?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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