André Toulon Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 My dick falls off........I have no idea why my subconscious hates me so much, and the dream is always with me frantically trying to reattach it or find some ice to preserve it. This time it really made my heart pound because my ex and come over while I was looking for it, and I didn't wnat her to find it for some reason.......At the same time, I was wearing a towel (it came off in the shower) and for some reason I couldn't find any pants to put on either. I eventually found it and was hiding it behind my back, waiting for her to leave.....I guess I thought she would take it from me....Weirdo.......It was at this point I tried to wake myself up....This HAS to be a dream, right.......And I did.......Problem is, I awoke in another dream and when I looked, my dick was still in my hand. Now I'm frantically looking for ways to reattach it again.....I was looking for super glue??????!!!!!!!......Dafuq. And since I could recall losing it in the other dream, I kept it tightly gripped in my palm. I finally woke up from this neverending nightmare, only to find my boy right where he's supposed to be........I gave him a celebratory and shake just to make sure it still worked.......Still, my heart is beating out of my chest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Does your dick get you into trouble often? *puffs on bubble pipe* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 8, 2017 Author Share Posted February 8, 2017 Does your dick get you into trouble often? *puffs on bubble pipe* Not really......I'm a one woman guy. But I do have it in my hand a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 My last dream series, the first one involved me opening a double door fridge, looking at the two drawers on the bottom, seeing them full of bloody pulp and human bits, discovering that my dad had killed my mom and the pulp was her body, then pretending like I was cool with it once he realized I knew what he had done so he wouldn't kill me too. This somehow transitioned into me running through a dense city of mostly streets and alleys, all the buildings I went into were very small and narrow one room affairs, hiding from four characters from The Wire who were after me for some reason. At one point I was sitting at a table at a diner catching my breath when Pooh and another character came in and sat at a table next to me, smirking at me and casually loading their weapons. I ran out and managed to eventually kill those two separately, but there were two more still after me when I awoke. Both dreams were unusually lucid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 I haven't watched the Wire in a long time but I think reading Russell Westbrook's stats just before bed influenced that dream, because he looks exactly like the character Bodie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Too much swordfighting man, you gotta cut back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 I've never had that dream........I've dreamt my teeth fell out and I've dreamt I was naked in public but never that my dick fell off you'd think I would have considering I constantly draw guys with unrealistically big junk and your dick falling off in a dream apparently symbolizes inadequacy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 I've had the teeth one a lot but never lost my dick despite being highly inadequate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 The only dreams that bother me are when I become hideously bald like some freak. The thing is I'm not really afraid of going bald all that much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Next time dont try to reattach it, use it as a sex toy with your girl and turn that dream into a fun one. Could get nice and kinky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Well, that's a shitty dream to have. I think the interesting part is that you're afraid your woman is going to steal it from you. I'm not big on the whole symbolism in dreams thing, but it sure seems like there is some kind of power struggle in the relationship, even if it isn't any kind of obvious argument or anything, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 8, 2017 Author Share Posted February 8, 2017 Genitals To dream of your genitals represent your feelings toward sex and sexuality and your attitudes toward femininity and masculinity. It also relates to issues of commitment and pleasure. To dream that your genitals disappear indicate your fears or lack of confidence toward sex. You feel inadequate. Well this is completel off the mark....Have you ever met me.....I'm me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 8, 2017 Author Share Posted February 8, 2017 Well, that's a shitty dream to have. I think the interesting part is that you're afraid your woman is going to steal it from you. I'm not big on the whole symbolism in dreams thing, but it sure seems like there is some kind of power struggle in the relationship, even if it isn't any kind of obvious argument or anything, It wasn't my girl, it was an ex....Like an old, old ex. High school years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Sorry, that's what I meant. The indication is that there is something unresolved with this woman, but specifically in that she has something of yours that she doesn't have a right to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Sorry, that's what I meant. The indication is that there is something unresolved with this woman, but specifically in that she has something of yours that she doesn't have a right to. Nah dreams are just random shit happening it doesn't mean anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 You made me choke on water while reading this My keyboard is wet because of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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