Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 and I decide to have my Jeep shipped to drive around, I will not be fucked with. Because my Jeep is one of these: https://jalopnik.com/the-jeep-grand-cherokee-you-never-knew-inside-russia-s-1832410569?utm_campaign=socialflow_jalopnik_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow&utm_source=jalopnik_facebook
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 You think you blend with russian criminal overworld??
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 11, 2019 Author Posted March 11, 2019 11 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: You think you blend with russian criminal overworld?? I have a ‘98 Grand Cherokee with tinted windows. I’m set.
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 That is until a russian criminal sees it, and gets nostalgic.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 11, 2019 Author Posted March 11, 2019 32 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: That is until a russian criminal sees it, and gets nostalgic. They won’t be able to catch it
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 11, 2019 Author Posted March 11, 2019 30 minutes ago, ghostrek said: why are you going to russia To explore Chernobyl!
ghostrek Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 1 minute ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: To explore Chernobyl! that is in Ukraine 1
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 11, 2019 Author Posted March 11, 2019 23 minutes ago, ghostrek said: that is in Ukraine And what country is like 10 minutes away?
ghostrek Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: And what country is like 10 minutes away? russia most likely
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 11, 2019 Author Posted March 11, 2019 17 minutes ago, ghostrek said: russia most likely Now yer gettin it
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Now yer gettin it He still corrected your geography. It is about 12 miles from the current russian border though I believe. Who knows man the Ukraine wants it's shit back..
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 11, 2019 Author Posted March 11, 2019 7 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: He still corrected your geography. It is about 12 miles from the current russian border though I believe. Who knows man the Ukraine wants it's shit back.. I mean not really. I would probably fly in to Russia, and also would receive my Jeep at the docks in Russia, before driving to Chernobyl. Now that I am at a PC I can stop being so vague with my posts. Also it's about 10 miles... or 10 minutes
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 (edited) I don't care man it's fine. I just can't believe Ghostrek actually corrected someone. Edited March 11, 2019 by PhilosipherStoned
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 11, 2019 Author Posted March 11, 2019 Just now, PhilosipherStoned said: I don't care man it's fine. It just can't believe Ghostrek actually corrected csomeone. Because Ghostrek needs every detail laid out in front of him to understand logic. 1
ghostrek Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 36 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Because Ghostrek needs every detail laid out in front of him to understand logic. how can you cross the border there kinda war going on over there 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 Bro.. he's bullshitting about the entire thread. He's not trying to go to Russia anyway, so let me stop you Ghostrek before you get banned or something. He's kind of right though you know Rogue.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 11, 2019 Author Posted March 11, 2019 Just now, PhilosipherStoned said: Bro.. he's bullshitting about the entire thread. He's not trying to go to Russia anyway, so let me stop you Ghostrek before you get banned or something. He's kind of right though you know Rogue. Stop being a buzzkill. 1
ghostrek Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 Just now, PhilosipherStoned said: Bro.. he's bullshitting about the entire thread. He's not trying to go to Russia anyway, so let me stop you Ghostrek before you get banned or something. He's kind of right though you know Rogue. ok
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 but to bring the thread back to it's topic that was interesting vehicle knowledge I didn't know Russians liked Grand Cherokees so much.
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Stop being a buzzkill. I can't help the fact that Ghostrek actually knows his geography man..
ghostrek Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: I can't help the fact that Ghostrek actually knows his geography man.. yes i do
Mix Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 3 hours ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: and I decide to have my Jeep shipped to drive around, I will not be fucked with. Because my Jeep is one of these: https://jalopnik.com/the-jeep-grand-cherokee-you-never-knew-inside-russia-s-1832410569?utm_campaign=socialflow_jalopnik_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow&utm_source=jalopnik_facebook From what I read, it doesn't mean the same thing anymore....but if you time traveled back to the 90's.....you'd be shot and your car taken from you 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 (edited) Criminals and the whole overworld isn't viewed in the same negative light as it is in the U.S. due to political things.. about the region, but yeah Mix I thought the same.. Also a lot of people my age are nostalgic about the 90's there.. and they might fall into that 'criminal' category when looked at by their state. Shit.. *ends up on more watch lists just for making music connections* Edited March 11, 2019 by PhilosipherStoned
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 11, 2019 Author Posted March 11, 2019 11 minutes ago, Mix said: From what I read, it doesn't mean the same thing anymore....but if you time traveled back to the 90's.....you'd be shot and your car taken from you Uhh... "Oleg admitted towards the end of our chat that 'I don’t get cut off too often in traffic. In many people’s minds—people who know and remember the ‘90s—the Grand Cherokee is implicitly off-limits for them. It is a car that you best not mess with.'”
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 11, 2019 Author Posted March 11, 2019 25 minutes ago, ghostrek said: yes i do But not logic apparently 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 (edited) What happens when people that like cars.. (which there are A LOT of russian folks that dig american makes) find your parked car, and think they're on The Intercept because they're blitzed bust your window out and take it for fun. Edited March 11, 2019 by PhilosipherStoned
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 11, 2019 Author Posted March 11, 2019 1 minute ago, PhilosipherStoned said: What happnes when people that like cars.. (which there are A LOT of russian folks that dig american makes) find your parked car, and think they're on The Intercept because they're blitzed bust your window out and take it for fun. Hidden fuel pump kill switch, and have injector pulse cut off via the ECM. Being that mine is a '98, not hard to do with an SCT flash tool since it's OBDII.
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 Make sure you get all that done before you go. Still a bad idea... logic wise to drive one thinking it's going to be left alone there just because. Wish I still had some russian translators around or I might go on.
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 Also ECMs arent that hard to bypass with shit a real criminal might have. Grand theft auto isn't really my thing. but that russian game show was pretty much controlled grand theft auto, and featured cars meant to be theft proof A LOT.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 11, 2019 Author Posted March 11, 2019 1 minute ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Make sure you get all that done before you go. Still a bad idea... logic wise to drive one thinking it's going to be left alone there just because. Wish I still had some russian translators around or I might go on. They're actually hard to steal even in stock form, if you have keyless entry. Trust me. If the alarm is going off, it WILL NOT start no matter what you do. You need to lock and unlock the door with the key in some oddball fashion along with locking and unlocking with the fob and then it'll start. So logically, I'd be fine with it the way it is. Also, I have friends in Russia....
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 Ironically it was supposed to help prevent car theft by spreading awareness.. and whatever the crazy ass reasoning behind it was supposed to be.
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 Just now, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: They're actually hard to steal even in stock form, if you have keyless entry. Trust me. If the alarm is going off, it WILL NOT start no matter what you do. You need to lock and unlock the door with the key in some oddball fashion along with locking and unlocking with the fob and then it'll start. So logically, I'd be fine with it the way it is. Also, I have friends in Russia.... You installed a keyless entry system in THAT grand cherokee? pics?
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 11, 2019 Author Posted March 11, 2019 1 minute ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Also ECMs arent that hard to bypass with shit a real criminal might have. Grand theft auto isn't really my thing. but that russian game show was pretty much controlled grand theft auto, and featured cars meant to be theft proof A LOT. Mercedes-Benz influenced anti-theft made by Chrysler is a bitch to get around. Just because I am a Jeep guy does not mean I only involve myself with Wranglers. ZJ's, XJ's, and WJ's are my forte. All three of them have Chrysler's bullshit. 2 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: You installed a keyless entry system in THAT grand cherokee? pics? Dude It CAME with keyless entry. The fob even has a Chrysler logo on it. 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 Wow 1996 Cherokee's did have keyless entry, but it wasn't stock.. I've been in Cherokees that didn't have it the same year.. You should check that show out if you think it'd stop some of the people on it though..
Mix Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 31 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Uhh... "Oleg jerked me off towards the end of our chat and I really enjoyed it” 2
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 11, 2019 Author Posted March 11, 2019 Just now, PhilosipherStoned said: Wow 1996 Cherokee's did have keyless entry, but it wasn't stock.. I've been in Cherokees that didn't have it the same year.. You should check that show out if you think it'd stop some of the people on it though.. All years of the ZJ... 1993-1998 came with a keyless entry option. 1993-1995 worked differently than 1996-1998. If you got power locks and windows, you got keyless entry. Higher-end models had anti-theft. Mine is a 1998 Laredo with every option you could get, except (thankfully) the 5.2 V8 and digital climate control. 1
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 11, 2019 Author Posted March 11, 2019 Just now, Mix said: I mean he may have done that too 1
tsar4 Posted March 12, 2019 Posted March 12, 2019 6 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: That is until a russian criminal sees it, and gets nostalgic. More like it's mistaken for a rival's vehicle and gets a RPG up the tailpipe. 1
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 12, 2019 Author Posted March 12, 2019 22 minutes ago, tsar4 said: More like it's mistaken for a rival's vehicle and gets a RPG up the tailpipe. Well, it's not green and would not have Russian registration on it, so I should be good there. Plus they don't use them anymore. They use newer Grand Cherokees. 1
tsar4 Posted March 12, 2019 Posted March 12, 2019 28 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Well, it's not green and would not have Russian registration on it, so I should be good there. Plus they don't use them anymore. They use newer Grand Cherokees. Well, just know that you'd be driving from Russian held East Ukraine to Western Ukraine - it might not be so simple. And there's always the chance that the current situation there could devolve into a massive crapfest.
Sandstone Posted March 12, 2019 Posted March 12, 2019 8 hours ago, ghostrek said: why are you going to russia He's a Russian Bot, duh.
Sandstone Posted March 12, 2019 Posted March 12, 2019 7 hours ago, ghostrek said: russia most likely Don't let this Russian Troll Bot deceive you man.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 12, 2019 Author Posted March 12, 2019 Eventually people will learn to not take everything in this folder seriously. Eventually.
Sandstone Posted March 12, 2019 Posted March 12, 2019 40 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Eventually people will learn to not take everything in this folder seriously. Eventually. That's exactly what a Russian Infiltrator would say.
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