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It's Snowing in Vegas


GunStarHero

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I thought it never snowed over there. Must be the first time in like 80 years

Well, anyway, if I get fired, I'm heading to Vegas and playing Russian Roulette with my bank account. Nonstop gambling, boom or bust. If I bust, ya mind if I crash at your place? I smell great, bunch of awesome colognes, just would need some time to get a new job. I don't plan on busting though. A lot of liquor and I'll see the light and find the promised land of big LV bucks. 

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4 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said:

that's weird I'd never expect snow in Vegas

Come on, man, I said that already. I'm going to Vegas to get rich or die trying, no pun intended, well not to die though because the sight of those sexy, blonde casino moochers will inspire me to roll the die just the right way and reserve a penthouse suite for two..... or three. .. or five.... it's gonna be a damn harem!!! 🙉

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45 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I thought it never snowed over there. Must be the first time in like 80 years

Well, anyway, if I get fired, I'm heading to Vegas and playing Russian Roulette with my bank account. Nonstop gambling, boom or bust. If I bust, ya mind if I crash at your place? I smell great, bunch of awesome colognes, just would need some time to get a new job. I don't plan on busting though. A lot of liquor and I'll see the light and find the promised land of big LV bucks. 

No but I'll get you a nice discount stone of my company's properties. 

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4 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

No but I'll get you a nice discount stone of my company's properties. 

Ugh... I'm a good tenant. Not just the cologne, I'm well behaved. I only have one controller for my Switch and I'd need you or your roommates to spot me some cash for malt liquor and Fireball double shots, but yeah once I get a job, it'll get paid back quickly. Ummm... well I'm talking Doomsday scenario anyway, no worries, I'm gonna win and then just leave and fly back home because I've seen what those floormen do to you in the basement if ya win too much. 🙇‍♂️

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