resurrected Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 and it will not stop bleeding. 2 bandaids and a paper towel wrapped around it. I can't type for shit now.
resurrected Posted February 21, 2019 Author Posted February 21, 2019 5 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: what the fuck did you cut it on? A razor. I slipped and sliced a piece off. It's all good. Not the first time. 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 1 minute ago, cryptkicker5 said: A razor. I slipped and sliced a piece off. It's all good. Not the first time. God fuckin damn man. thinking about it makes me cringe lol 1 1
resurrected Posted February 21, 2019 Author Posted February 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Mini_Ghost said: God fuckin damn man. thinking about it makes me cringe lol Yeah. I got it in two spots. One has been bleeding for an hour. I have it wrapped. It'll stop some time.
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 15 minutes ago, cryptkicker5 said: Yeah. I got it in two spots. One has been bleeding for an hour. I have it wrapped. It'll stop some time. what were you doing with the razor, anyway?
resurrected Posted February 21, 2019 Author Posted February 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Mini_Ghost said: what were you doing with the razor, anyway? Shaving. I slipped with it. 1
Vamped Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 Prolly gonna bleed to death. Better start writing out your will in blood before you get dizzy ... just assign all of the valuables to Vamped. Ill have my people collect it at a respectable date in the near future 4
resurrected Posted February 21, 2019 Author Posted February 21, 2019 7 minutes ago, Vamped said: Prolly gonna bleed to death. Better start writing out your will in blood before you get dizzy ... just assign all of the valuables to Vamped. Ill have my people collect it at a respectable date in the near future I deed to you 3 socks and an antique bath mat. Don't say I never gave you anything.
resurrected Posted February 21, 2019 Author Posted February 21, 2019 25 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: what were you doing with the razor, anyway? I just walked outside and sat down for a minute and the cat that is a bitch, came up rubbing on my leg. I reached down to brush her away, and she cut up my other hand. I'm done with my hands today. And that cat should end up as some General Tso's chicken. J/k. 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 5 minutes ago, cryptkicker5 said: I just walked outside and sat down for a minute and the cat that is a bitch, came up rubbing on my leg. I reached down to brush her away, and she cut up my other hand. I'm done with my hands today. And that cat should end up as some General Tso's chicken. J/k. I'm sorry to laugh but yeah that's funny. and I feel ya, the process of taming Shadow cost me a lot of skin until I gained her trust. she still gets rough when she plays 1
resurrected Posted February 21, 2019 Author Posted February 21, 2019 Just now, Mini_Ghost said: I'm sorry to laugh but yeah that's funny. and I feel ya, the process of taming Shadow cost me a lot of skin until I gained her trust. she still gets rough when she plays One of our cats likes to give little love bites. One doesn't bite at all. The other one is an asshole. And now my hand itches and is whelping up. I should sit on my hands for the rest of the day. 1
scoobdog Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 1 minute ago, cryptkicker5 said: Shaving. I slipped with it. Are you shaving with a straight razor? 1 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 1 minute ago, cryptkicker5 said: One of our cats likes to give little love bites. One doesn't bite at all. The other one is an asshole. And now my hand itches and is whelping up. I should sit on my hands for the rest of the day. Shadow is more of a scratcher than a biter. she always tries to use her claws as makeshift fingers 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: Are you shaving with a straight razor? I was wondering this too it kind of seems like it
scoobdog Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Mini_Ghost said: I was wondering this too it kind of seems like it It would be hell trying to cut your hand with a safety razor.
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: It would be hell trying to cut your hand with a safety razor. you'd have to actually be trying. and from pics, I've seen he has the kind of hair that would need a straight razor 1
resurrected Posted February 21, 2019 Author Posted February 21, 2019 11 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Are you shaving with a straight razor? Nah. It's actually a disposable women's razor. I don't spend much on razors since I don't shave my beard. I shave my arms. Yeah I'm weird. But I used to be in shape long ago, and kept them shaved, since I also have both arms sleeved with tattoos.
Vamped Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 (edited) 28 minutes ago, cryptkicker5 said: I deed to you 3 socks and an antique bath mat. Don't say I never gave you anything. There best be gold in those socks my dude because I distinctly said valuables .... so far you're listing garbage ...... wait ..... ....................... wait .................... Edited February 21, 2019 by Vamped 3
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 Just now, cryptkicker5 said: Nah. It's actually a disposable women's razor. I don't spend much on razors since I don't shave my beard. I shave my arms. Yeah I'm weird. But I used to be in shape long ago, and kept them shaved, since I also have both arms sleeved with tattoos. okay, this just blew the whole mental image I had. I pictured you shaving your face. makes more sense now 2
discolé monade Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 26 minutes ago, cryptkicker5 said: I just walked outside and sat down for a minute and the cat that is a bitch, came up rubbing on my leg. I reached down to brush her away, and she cut up my other hand. I'm done with my hands today. And that cat should end up as some General Tso's chicken. J/k. i want a divorce. 3
discolé monade Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 (edited) 16 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Are you shaving with a straight razor? a lady bic Spoiler j/k oh ffs. it was a lady shaver. Edited February 21, 2019 by discolemonade 2
resurrected Posted February 21, 2019 Author Posted February 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, Vamped said: There best be gold in those socks my dude because I distinctly said valuables .... so far you're listing garbage ...... wait ..... ....................... wait .................... Well, there is Gold in the name. Gold Toes. Calling my socks garbage. Pfft. Now you only get two.
resurrected Posted February 21, 2019 Author Posted February 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, discolemonade said: i want a divorce. Want some Chinese? 4 minutes ago, discolemonade said: a lady bic Reveal hidden contents j/k oh ffs. it was a lady shaver. Yes. Yes it was. Yours. I shaved my balls too. It's back on your shelf. 2
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