Vamped Posted January 31, 2019 Posted January 31, 2019 My Thursday is going swimmingly so far. I slipped and fell all the way down in front of the main entrance of my place of work. I didn't see the ice until my feet were in the air Dammit the shame! 1
Vamped Posted January 31, 2019 Author Posted January 31, 2019 Senior manager: Its going to be a great day, no accidents, no injuries, we're going to win at every thing Me: senior manager: 8
Vamped Posted January 31, 2019 Author Posted January 31, 2019 11 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Lol hope youre ok! I feel old. I slipped probably like 2 hours ago but i'm just now kinda feeling achey but atleast I didn't rip my pants! 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 31, 2019 Posted January 31, 2019 35 minutes ago, Vamped said: I feel old. I slipped probably like 2 hours ago but i'm just now kinda feeling achey but atleast I didn't rip my pants! Hey anybody can slip on ice. That's the nature of ice. It's slippery.
Vamped Posted January 31, 2019 Author Posted January 31, 2019 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Hey anybody can slip on ice. That's the nature of ice. It's slippery. there was no ice anywhere else but the little strip I slipped on 1
Lasty Posted February 1, 2019 Posted February 1, 2019 Thursdays were the day of the week my favorite open mic was held before it closed down... ^__^
GunStarHero Posted February 1, 2019 Posted February 1, 2019 When I first started working on kitchens I was assigned to the grill one night. It was a small work area with a fridge in the far corner, maybe 15ft away from the grill and fryers. I had a line of people getting sirloin steaks and had almost enough for everyone. Last guy asks for a steak and I tell him I'll grab some more to toss on the grill. He turns away for a moment and just as I turn to walk to the fridge, I slip on grease and fuckin baseball slide towards the far wall. Hat fell off, apron bunched up, and my hand swung up and grabbed the fridge door, opening it. Pulled myself up looking like the floor just had its way with me. No one had seen anything. Just looked like I teleported and lost my hat and apron. 1 3
BlackNoir Posted February 1, 2019 Posted February 1, 2019 This story needs pictures. All stories need pictures
scoobdog Posted February 1, 2019 Posted February 1, 2019 12 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: When I first started working on kitchens I was assigned to the grill one night. It was a small work area with a fridge in the far corner, maybe 15ft away from the grill and fryers. I had a line of people getting sirloin steaks and had almost enough for everyone. Last guy asks for a steak and I tell him I'll grab some more to toss on the grill. He turns away for a moment and just as I turn to walk to the fridge, I slip on grease and fuckin baseball slide towards the far wall. Hat fell off, apron bunched up, and my hand swung up and grabbed the fridge door, opening it. Pulled myself up looking like the floor just had its way with me. No one had seen anything. Just looked like I teleported and lost my hat and apron. That sounds kinda bad ass.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 1, 2019 Posted February 1, 2019 45 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: When I first started working on kitchens I was assigned to the grill one night. It was a small work area with a fridge in the far corner, maybe 15ft away from the grill and fryers. I had a line of people getting sirloin steaks and had almost enough for everyone. Last guy asks for a steak and I tell him I'll grab some more to toss on the grill. He turns away for a moment and just as I turn to walk to the fridge, I slip on grease and fuckin baseball slide towards the far wall. Hat fell off, apron bunched up, and my hand swung up and grabbed the fridge door, opening it. Pulled myself up looking like the floor just had its way with me. No one had seen anything. Just looked like I teleported and lost my hat and apron. Now when you say "baseball slide," do you mean hands first or feet first?
Vamped Posted February 1, 2019 Author Posted February 1, 2019 4 hours ago, GunStarHero said: When I first started working on kitchens I was assigned to the grill one night. It was a small work area with a fridge in the far corner, maybe 15ft away from the grill and fryers. I had a line of people getting sirloin steaks and had almost enough for everyone. Last guy asks for a steak and I tell him I'll grab some more to toss on the grill. He turns away for a moment and just as I turn to walk to the fridge, I slip on grease and fuckin baseball slide towards the far wall. Hat fell off, apron bunched up, and my hand swung up and grabbed the fridge door, opening it. Pulled myself up looking like the floor just had its way with me. No one had seen anything. Just looked like I teleported and lost my hat and apron. Teleportation powers were too fast, your hat couldn't keep up 1 1
Vamped Posted February 1, 2019 Author Posted February 1, 2019 4 hours ago, The Beast Milk said: This story needs pictures. All stories need pictures Im absolutely sure its recorded on the security camera
BlackNoir Posted February 1, 2019 Posted February 1, 2019 13 minutes ago, Vamped said: Im absolutely sure its recorded on the security camera Roll that beautiful bean footage
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