That_One_Guy Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 So I knew this nasty ass dude named Zach back in hs. I played football with him. We called him caveman. He was big and strong as hell, but he was fucking disgusting. I went to his house to hang out once, and I went to sit down in a chair. There was a red blanket draped over the chair. He saw I was about to sit there and he yelled "NO DON'T SIT THERE! THAT'S MY NUT BLANKET!" I noped the fuck out of there. Another time he was involved in a devils foursome (I wasn't involved thank God) and he ate this girl out after three dudes had piped her down. Dudes a freak lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 It could've been worse, he could've let you sit on his nut blanket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said: I noped the fuck out of there. Another time he was involved in a devils foursome (I wasn't involved thank God) and he ate this girl out after three dudes had piped her down. Dudes a freak lol That's right considerate of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 47 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: It could've been worse, he could've let you sit on his nut blanket. I would have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 I fucked the nastiest girl in high school. Twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Why use a blanket for nutting when balloons exist? I dun get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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