Codename: Jackass Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Who wants to talk some shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 I will become the police so I can make everything I do legal and get free pot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 You need a lot of money to get away with that and frankly I don't think you have Richard Branson money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Strained by austerity cities cut their police forces and hire cheap new recruits , me and three of my most shit head friends. Cracking beneath the weight of austerity, inequity, and the palpable sense of End, riots break out! Me and my friends are the majority of folks available left to defend some- critical juncture. Suddenly we revolt! Join our brothers! This happens somewhere else spontaneously! Someone puts it in twitter. It's a wave! What is happening! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 The Bernie bros will have their revenge, praise God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Most people on this site are Bernie baes, it's beautiful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 bah gawd that's trump's music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Im sober and cooking... Wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 That's right, King. $245,000 given back to the audience members. Only a BILLIONAIRE would do that! TRUMP 2020 TRUMP FOR PREZ BUILD THE WALL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: Im sober and cooking... Wtf? Many years of failure and self-loathing culminating in my liver's last desperate cry for help. But it's all cool. I can quit whenever I want. Or something. Whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 By the way, @Sawdamizer, whatcha cookin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, empty said: By the way, @Sawdamizer, whatcha cookin? Pork and sauerkraut. It's a PA thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 Pork chops? Bacon? Salt pork? Sounds like a good combo tbh. Down here we usually have black eyed peas and greens. The former for luck, the latter for currency in the new year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Nah, I'm making a 5 lb pork shoulder with kraut and kielbasa. The phallic item makes me nervous... But her family loves it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 Ah man, I don't think there's a man alive who hasn't shoved a sausage into his face at one point or another. Not liking sausage as an American is criminal. I don't think any less of your maculinity, for whatever it's worth. btw if I could get your recipe for the shoulder I'd appreciate it. I'm trying to expand my food portfolio. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Pork shoulder, marbled with fat 2 yellow onions, chopped 3 chopped garlic cloves 4 cups of kraut Salt and pepper to taste 1 lb kielbasa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 This'll wow the office except for the loser eaters who won't eat saurkraut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Just now, empty said: This'll wow the office except for the loser eaters who won't eat saurkraut. Pickled cabbage is what this world needs, now... More than ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 If a person doesn't like saurkraut then I just don't think I can associate with them on either a professional or personal level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 I got this champagne Poppin off in about 10 btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 I'm just drinking beer, for peasants by peasants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Eh... We didn't celebrate last night so she's coming home now. Two bottles of champagne...veuve clicquot... Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 I wish you good luck and a decent chance at snu-snu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 That's a given. Stay up my man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 I always find a way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 53 minutes ago, Da_big_Nabowski said: Most people on this site are Bernie baes, it's beautiful I was one, but the way I see it now, I doubt he has five years of life left. We need someone younger, at least 20 years younger. Not that my opinion means shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, bnmjy said: . We need someone younger, at least 20 years younger. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 7 hours ago, empty said: I mean, he did almost flip Tejas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 I made some accomplishments already. First bacon and eggs of 2019, first wake and bake of 2019... Feels fresh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 this thread isn't very fresh he's passed out and sobered up by now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: I made some accomplishments already. First bacon and eggs of 2019, first wake and bake of 2019... Feels fresh. so far all I've done is wake up and feed Shadow and go back to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 I'm making pork chops and gravy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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