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I sat on my testicles


Sawdamizer

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1 hour ago, Sawdamizer said:

I didn't think it was a thing for real, but it happened.

I'm either getting old because they are sagging or some shit, or my dick and balls are getting bigger... You obviously know what the answer is...

 

DOOOOOOO.......

YOUR BALLS HANG LOW?

DO THEY WOBBLE TO AND FRO?

CAN YOU TIE EM IN A KNOT?

CAN YOU TIE EM IN A BOW?

CAAAAAAAAAN YOU THROW EM OVER YOUR SHOULDER LIKE A CONTINENTAL SOLDIER?

DO YER BALLS......HANG....LOW...

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9 minutes ago, Still Me said:

DOOOOOOO.......

YOUR BALLS HANG LOW?

DO THEY WOBBLE TO AND FRO?

CAN YOU TIE EM IN A KNOT?

CAN YOU TIE EM IN A BOW?

CAAAAAAAAAN YOU THROW EM OVER YOUR SHOULDER LIKE A CONTINENTAL SOLDIER?

DO YER BALLS......HANG....LOW...

Groan.

Go make your bf a bacon heartattack

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