Zenigundam Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 I don't get upset often, but: 1) When girls hear me but don't respond 2) When girls lie to me 3) When girls try to end the first date prematurely 4) When girls keep logging back in after ignoring my messages 5) When white knights intervene 🐰🕹🐺💪💪🚘🍺⛹️♂️👨👩👧👦 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Pedophiles like you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 3, 2018 Author Share Posted December 3, 2018 8 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said: Pedophiles like you. That makes no sense. I date young, legal women. I have to date young, I have to cherish my youth. 🎅💪🚘 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 3, 2018 Author Share Posted December 3, 2018 Just now, MasqueradeOverture said: Bitch Don't call them that. I don't like stuck up girls either, but when you use that word it makes them associate you with a Lifetime psychopath. 🤦♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 You upset me. You were supposed to be my Secret Santa partner. Bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Not much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 3, 2018 Author Share Posted December 3, 2018 28 minutes ago, bnmjy said: You upset me. You were supposed to be my Secret Santa partner. Bitch. I was going to do it, but I was kinda worried that one or more of the UEMB ladies would put a hit out on me because I spurned them for younger, newer models of female. The internet hath no fury like a woman scorned... 🐧 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 1) that you’re still breathing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: I was going to do it, but I was kinda worried that one or more of the UEMB ladies would put a hit out on me because I spurned them for younger, newer models of female. The internet hath no fury like a woman scorned... 🐧 Excuses, excuses. I was gonna buy you a premium silicon 18 inch double ended black dildo. Your loss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 if there's a crack in the window or an open door somewhere I get really upset and wanna fuck shit up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 3, 2018 Author Share Posted December 3, 2018 40 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Excuses, excuses. I was gonna buy you a premium silicon 18 You had me at 18 and then I quickly lost interest with everything that followed. 🐺 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vodkajellyshot Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 other than animal cruelty..not much at all.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 5 hours ago, Zenigundam said: You had me at 18 and then I quickly lost interest with everything that followed. 🐺 Specifically the black part, right? Fucking racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Citrus oils and sharp objects. Especially tiny sharp objects that are hard to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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