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11 minutes ago, Mix said:

You worthless piece of shh......................ok, ok....let's be calm and civil about this....we can be partners, you and I

Ehhh.... I guess.

I wouldn't do just the bathroom mirror though.

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5 minutes ago, Vamped said:

>.>

Its probably already in use by the government 

xD

Well not in my house, plumbers from the city's Network of State Aquifers came by to install a pipe behind my mirror to keep me up to code and there was nothing in the wall behind it before they installed the pipe....they were nice guys too

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Just now, Mix said:

Well not in my house, plumbers from the city's Network of State Aquifers came by to install a pipe behind my mirror to keep me up to code and there was nothing in the wall behind it before they installed the pipe....they were nice guys too

>.>

but now there is 

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5 minutes ago, Vamped said:

There's a mirror in the men's room at work that's right infront of the toilet. 

 

I guess in case you need to see how you look when you poop. 

The bathroom downstairs is like that and I love it when i'm drunk......it's somehow calming....also, I can have conversations with myself xD

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6 minutes ago, Vamped said:

>.>

but now there is 

I think you're getting a bit paranoid....they were plumbers....they even left me their card and said to call them if I or even my neighbors had any problems with the plumbing....they didn't even charge me, said it was on the city's dime....god bless the Network of State Aquifers, whatever that is, never really heard of it before

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29 minutes ago, Mix said:

I think you're getting a bit paranoid....they were plumbers....they even left me their card and said to call them if I or even my neighbors had any problems with the plumbing....they didn't even charge me, said it was on the city's dime....god bless the Network of State Aquifers, whatever that is, never really heard of it before

There was a man at the dialysis clinic I interned in that believed the government was really out to get him. I had to take off my watch, hair clips, badge holder, everything with metal in it because he believed they were spying on him. We would have to put up this partition in the back of the clinic if he had to pee because he was for certain they were watching him through the mirrors. The very first time the nurses just casually but the screen up and I was just like ..... y'all are not about to pull this old man's dick out right here in the treatment room?! 

but yeeep they did 

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15 minutes ago, Vamped said:

There was a man at the dialysis clinic I interned in that believed the government was really out to get him. I had to take off my watch, hair clips, badge holder, everything with metal in it because he believed they were spying on him. We would have to put up this partition in the back of the clinic if he had to pee because he was for certain they were watching him through the mirrors. The very first time the nurses just casually but the screen up and I was just like ..... y'all are not about to pull this old man's dick out right here in the treatment room?! 

but yeeep they did 

one day, if all goes well, that old man will be me....making up stories and feigning dementia so I can pull my dick out in front of unsuspecting nurses....

 

xDxD

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2 hours ago, Vamped said:

There's a mirror in the men's room at work that's right infront of the toilet. 

 

I guess in case you need to see how you look when you poop. 

So, uh, vamped... what are you doing in the men's room? O.o

Anyway, I remember staying at a hotel like that once, where if you were to sit on the toilet, you were a mere few feet away from a full reflection of yourself. I absolutely could not stand staring straight ahead while I was taking a shit.

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Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

So, uh, vamped... what are you doing in the men's room? O.o

Anyway, I remember staying at a hotel like that once, where if you were to sit on the toilet, you were a mere few feet away from a full reflection of yourself. I absolutely could not stand staring straight ahead while I was taking a shit.

Thats where I go take all my terrible poops. 

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