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"Yay! You get to choose from an assortment of FedEx branded gifts to celebrate this important milestone. 

Pose for a picture so we can put it on the wall!!"

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 I fucking hate it here .... and I hate all of you 

          fuck yourselves 

 

 

 

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10 hours ago, Vamped said:

"Yay! You get to choose from an assortment of FedEx branded gifts to celebrate this important milestone. 

Pose for a picture so we can put it on the wall!!"

Image result for hate work memes

 I fucking hate it here .... and I hate all of you 

          fuck yourselves 

 

 

 

this is really how it happened.  you have had the same job since i was in college.  i have had at least 7 jobs since then

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12 hours ago, Vamped said:

"Yay! You get to choose from an assortment of FedEx branded gifts to celebrate this important milestone. 

Pose for a picture so we can put it on the wall!!"

Image result for hate work memes

 I fucking hate it here .... and I hate all of you 

          fuck yourselves 

 

 

 

At my old job I noticed a flaw in a program that would have scrapped a 30k part

They rewarded me with a $1 voucher to the vending machine and the guy that wrote the program got a promotion

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12 hours ago, CactusLove said:

this is really how it happened.  you have had the same job since i was in college.  i have had at least 7 jobs since then

Well not the same job, Ive been with the same company. Ive been promoted 5 times 

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10 hours ago, molarbear said:

At my old job I noticed a flaw in a program that would have scrapped a 30k part

They rewarded me with a $1 voucher to the vending machine and the guy that wrote the program got a promotion

I would've cursed him every time I saw a Snickers

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2 hours ago, Vamped said:

I would've cursed him every time I saw a Snickers

That's rational thinking...

I was financially secure so I volunteered to be laid off and took a severance package

I did get spend 4 years of my life confusing people because the name on my work shirt said "Han Solo"

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1 hour ago, molarbear said:

That's rational thinking...

I was financially secure so I volunteered to be laid off and took a severance package

I did get spend 4 years of my life confusing people because the name on my work shirt said "Han Solo"

Hansolo.jpg

Thats incredibly fortunate. They bought out some employees a few years ago but it wasnt anyone from our division. I'd love to be bought out so I could have a little cushion and finish this masters full time. If I was going full time Id have it in May and could get my practice license by the end of the summer. Now im only going half time so i'll be done the may after next 

How did you get them to put Han Solo on your uniform? xD

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1 hour ago, Vamped said:

Thats incredibly fortunate. They bought out some employees a few years ago but it wasnt anyone from our division. I'd love to be bought out so I could have a little cushion and finish this masters full time. If I was going full time Id have it in May and could get my practice license by the end of the summer. Now im only going half time so i'll be done the may after next 

How did you get them to put Han Solo on your uniform? xD

You could have them put anything on them, most people put their names but I figured why not make it awesome?

The best part was the marketing people and stuff that didn't know your name looked at your shirt to identify you

The worst part was most people I worked with had no idea who Han Solo was.....

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2 hours ago, molarbear said:

You could have them put anything on them, most people put their names but I figured why not make it awesome?

The best part was the marketing people and stuff that didn't know your name looked at your shirt to identify you

The worst part was most people I worked with had no idea who Han Solo 

Swiggity+swonor+look+at+all+this+dishono

How can you not know?!!!

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