Zenigundam Posted October 7, 2018 Posted October 7, 2018 US Women's National Team soccer player She can get it. 🔥👫🐺
Zenigundam Posted October 7, 2018 Author Posted October 7, 2018 What is this garbage?! Who's this Chad?! 😡 *snaps pencil and paces the room*
Tengu Posted October 7, 2018 Posted October 7, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: *snaps pencil Don’t be so rough with your penis. 1
Zenigundam Posted October 7, 2018 Author Posted October 7, 2018 You try to give a millennial a chance and she betrays you...
Kudasai Posted October 7, 2018 Posted October 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, Tengu said: I hope she kicks your balls. How? It's not like he has any to begin with 2
Zenigundam Posted October 7, 2018 Author Posted October 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, Phillies said: what happened to ms. upton She got knocked up by Justin Verlander. I hate him. I wanna kick his ass so badly.
Tengu Posted October 7, 2018 Posted October 7, 2018 7 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: . I wanna kick his ass so badly. But you’re too much of a pussy to do it. Oh the irony. 1
Zenigundam Posted October 7, 2018 Author Posted October 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, Tengu said: But you’re too much of a pussy to do it. Oh the irony. I just never get the chance to see him. If I go to a Yankees game and they're playing the Astros and I see him outside the stadium, I'll confront him, but until then I just have to sit back and watch this train wreck. Why Kate? Why? 🙍♂️
Tengu Posted October 7, 2018 Posted October 7, 2018 You’re still too pussy to go to the Bronx. I’d wait until they played the Mets or something. 1
Zenigundam Posted October 7, 2018 Author Posted October 7, 2018 I already know what's gonna happen. I'll be pummeling Verlander and Kate will say, "Stop it! You proved your point! You're the alpha and I screwed up, but he doesn't deserve to end up in the hospital!" And that's when I stop ground and pounding, left fist in midair, ready to come down and deliver the finishing blow, and I help him to his feet, look at Kate without saying a word, and walk off into the sunset as tears stream down her face and she calls for me to come back. 😪🐺🔥
Zenigundam Posted October 7, 2018 Author Posted October 7, 2018 6 minutes ago, nameraka said: Isn't she a bit old for you? I'm giving millenials one last chance to clean up their dating lives. I'm in a forgiving mood. 👨💻
midnight Posted October 7, 2018 Posted October 7, 2018 I don't believe you understand the concept of dating, or talking to women, or fucking, or even being in a real social setting where other living humans are gathered. You should become a funeral director. 1
Ginguy Posted October 7, 2018 Posted October 7, 2018 I want to know why he is allowed to post outside DF.... 2
tsar4 Posted October 7, 2018 Posted October 7, 2018 (edited) 46 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I already know what's gonna happen. I'll be being pummeled by Verlander and Kate will say, "Stop hitting him Justin, I think he's a special needs kid!" 1 Edited October 7, 2018 by tsar4 1 1 3
midnight Posted October 7, 2018 Posted October 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, Ginguy said: I want to know why he is allowed to post outside DF.... I don't know why he's allowed outside of prison. 1
midnight Posted October 7, 2018 Posted October 7, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I'm giving millenials one last chance to run for their lives. I'm in a molesting mood. 👨💻 fixed. Edited October 7, 2018 by midnight
Top Gun Posted October 7, 2018 Posted October 7, 2018 16 minutes ago, midnight said: I don't believe you understand the concept of dating, or talking to women, or fucking, or even being in a real social setting where other living humans are gathered. You should become a funeral director. You really trust him around corpses? 1 1
midnight Posted October 7, 2018 Posted October 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Top Gun said: You really trust him around corpses? No. But at least the company would be as dead as his brain. At least they wouldn't have to listen to his bullshit.
Zenigundam Posted October 8, 2018 Author Posted October 8, 2018 Oh yes... Oh yes indeedy. Can't wait to put that on your back while we're rocking our beach bods. 🏄♂️🏄♀️
Zenigundam Posted October 8, 2018 Author Posted October 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, Vin_Tybul said: You're a sad Chad... I am a Chad aren't I? *crushes beer cans with biceps and signals for Christen to join him in the sofa lounge* 👫 Will I marry her? I dunno, I don't think that far ahead.
Houdini Splicer Posted October 8, 2018 Posted October 8, 2018 4 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I am a Chad aren't I? *crushes beer cans with biceps and signals for Christen to join him in the sofa lounge* 👫 Will I marry her? I dunno, I don't think that far ahead. I know, I know. Bless your heart. Pretending can be fun, but it's time to come back to the real world. And don't forget to take your meds.
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