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3 minutes ago, Tengu said:

But you’re too much of a pussy to do it.

Oh the irony. 

I just never get the chance to see him. If I go to a Yankees game and they're playing the Astros and I see him outside the stadium, I'll confront him, but until then I just have to sit back and watch this train wreck. Why Kate? Why? 🙍‍♂️

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I already know what's gonna happen. I'll be pummeling Verlander and Kate will say, "Stop it! You proved your point! You're the alpha and I screwed up, but he doesn't deserve to end up in the hospital!"

And that's when I stop ground and pounding, left fist in midair, ready to come down and deliver the finishing blow, and I help him to his feet, look at Kate without saying a word, and walk off into the sunset as tears stream down her face and she calls for me to come back. 😪🐺🔥

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I don't believe you understand the concept of dating, or talking to women, or fucking, or even being in a real social setting where other living humans are gathered.

You should become a funeral director. 

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46 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I already know what's gonna happen. I'll be being pummeled by Verlander and Kate will say, "Stop hitting him Justin, I think he's a special needs kid!"

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Posted (edited)
9 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I'm giving millenials one last chance to run for their lives. I'm in a molesting mood. 👨‍💻

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16 minutes ago, midnight said:

I don't believe you understand the concept of dating, or talking to women, or fucking, or even being in a real social setting where other living humans are gathered.

You should become a funeral director. 

You really trust him around corpses?

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1 minute ago, Top Gun said:

You really trust him around corpses?

No. But at least the company would be as dead as his brain.

At least they wouldn't have to listen to his bullshit.

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3 minutes ago, Vin_Tybul said:

You're a sad Chad...

I am a Chad aren't I? *crushes beer cans with biceps and signals for Christen to join him in the sofa lounge* 👫

Will I marry her? I dunno, I don't think that far ahead. 

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4 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I am a Chad aren't I? *crushes beer cans with biceps and signals for Christen to join him in the sofa lounge* 👫

Will I marry her? I dunno, I don't think that far ahead. 

I know, I know. Bless your heart. Pretending can be fun, but it's time to come back to the real world.

And don't forget to take your meds.

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