Zenigundam Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 US Women's National Team soccer player She can get it. 🔥👫🐺 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 I hope she kicks your balls. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 7, 2018 Author Share Posted October 7, 2018 What is this garbage?! Who's this Chad?! 😡 *snaps pencil and paces the room* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: *snaps pencil Don’t be so rough with your penis. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 7, 2018 Author Share Posted October 7, 2018 You try to give a millennial a chance and she betrays you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, Tengu said: I hope she kicks your balls. How? It's not like he has any to begin with 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 what happened to ms. upton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 7, 2018 Author Share Posted October 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, Phillies said: what happened to ms. upton She got knocked up by Justin Verlander. I hate him. I wanna kick his ass so badly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 7 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: . I wanna kick his ass so badly. But you’re too much of a pussy to do it. Oh the irony. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 7, 2018 Author Share Posted October 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, Tengu said: But you’re too much of a pussy to do it. Oh the irony. I just never get the chance to see him. If I go to a Yankees game and they're playing the Astros and I see him outside the stadium, I'll confront him, but until then I just have to sit back and watch this train wreck. Why Kate? Why? 🙍♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 You’re still too pussy to go to the Bronx. I’d wait until they played the Mets or something. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 7, 2018 Author Share Posted October 7, 2018 I already know what's gonna happen. I'll be pummeling Verlander and Kate will say, "Stop it! You proved your point! You're the alpha and I screwed up, but he doesn't deserve to end up in the hospital!" And that's when I stop ground and pounding, left fist in midair, ready to come down and deliver the finishing blow, and I help him to his feet, look at Kate without saying a word, and walk off into the sunset as tears stream down her face and she calls for me to come back. 😪🐺🔥 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Goddamnit, you are retarded. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Isn't she a bit old for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 7, 2018 Author Share Posted October 7, 2018 6 minutes ago, nameraka said: Isn't she a bit old for you? I'm giving millenials one last chance to clean up their dating lives. I'm in a forgiving mood. 👨💻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 I don't believe you understand the concept of dating, or talking to women, or fucking, or even being in a real social setting where other living humans are gathered. You should become a funeral director. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 I want to know why he is allowed to post outside DF.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 (edited) 46 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I already know what's gonna happen. I'll be being pummeled by Verlander and Kate will say, "Stop hitting him Justin, I think he's a special needs kid!" 1 Edited October 7, 2018 by tsar4 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, Ginguy said: I want to know why he is allowed to post outside DF.... I don't know why he's allowed outside of prison. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I'm giving millenials one last chance to run for their lives. I'm in a molesting mood. 👨💻 fixed. Edited October 7, 2018 by midnight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Gun Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 16 minutes ago, midnight said: I don't believe you understand the concept of dating, or talking to women, or fucking, or even being in a real social setting where other living humans are gathered. You should become a funeral director. You really trust him around corpses? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Top Gun said: You really trust him around corpses? No. But at least the company would be as dead as his brain. At least they wouldn't have to listen to his bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 8, 2018 Author Share Posted October 8, 2018 Oh yes... Oh yes indeedy. Can't wait to put that on your back while we're rocking our beach bods. 🏄♂️🏄♀️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 You're a sad Chad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 8, 2018 Author Share Posted October 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, Vin_Tybul said: You're a sad Chad... I am a Chad aren't I? *crushes beer cans with biceps and signals for Christen to join him in the sofa lounge* 👫 Will I marry her? I dunno, I don't think that far ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 8, 2018 Author Share Posted October 8, 2018 But Meg... I forgot about Meg... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 4 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I am a Chad aren't I? *crushes beer cans with biceps and signals for Christen to join him in the sofa lounge* 👫 Will I marry her? I dunno, I don't think that far ahead. I know, I know. Bless your heart. Pretending can be fun, but it's time to come back to the real world. And don't forget to take your meds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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