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17 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said:

For real, but for now I'm a Broistory major.

We study bros throughout time with their bro kingdoms and bro alliances and such.

 

I'm an art major.

We study bros like Pabro Picassbro and Vincent Van Brogh.

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Edit: Not actually an art major. Just needed to say I was for the pun to work.

 

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1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said:

I'm an art major.

We study bros like Pabro Picassbro and Vincent Van Brogh.

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Edit: Not actually an art major. Just needed to say I was for the pun to work.

 

It worked splendidly. Hmm let me try some history ones.

Broartin Brouthor (16th century), Brotherine the Great bro, The Brottoman Empire, BroQing bronasty

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Just now, TrigunBebop said:

What about Mesobrotamia, Teddy Broosvelt, and Brorack Brobama?

They are important in broistory. But I was trying to think of exact things that will be on my upcoming broistory exams. I have two broistory classes this semester and I have one due online on Sunday. And one Wednesday. It's kinda like studying. xD 

Like the Broformation that split broistanity. Like the Brope was so mad because Broartin brouthor posted his 95 bro theses. That's when you see Brotestants who focus on reading the bible instead of the authority of the brope. Brodulgences made Broartin mad because the church was like, "if you give us money, we can make sure your bros get into heaven sooner." And Broartin was like, "Bro, that's not in the bible. I'm gonna write a letter to all you bros" But like all the bros in Europe found out because of the printing press. And those bros were like, "hey Broartin is right, let's start a revolution over this bro shit." And a lot of bros go to war over this shit. The brope loses his grip of power. 

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3 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said:

They are important in broistory. But I was trying to think of exact things that will be on my upcoming broistory exams. I have two broistory classes this semester and I have one due online on Sunday. And one Wednesday. It's kinda like studying. xD 

Like the Broformation that split broistanity. Like the Brope was so mad because Broartin brouthor posted his 95 bro theses. That's when you see Brotestants who focus on reading the bible instead of the authority of the brope. Brodulgences made Broartin mad because the church was like, "if you give us money, we can make sure your bros get into heaven sooner." And Broartin was like, "Bro, that's not in the bible. I'm gonna write a letter to all you bros" But like all the bros in Europe found out because of the printing press. And those bros were like, "hey Broartin is right, let's start a revolution over this bro shit." And a lot of bros go to war over this shit. The brope loses his grip of power. 

When are you gonna have a class on the Bromance of the Three Kingdoms? Lot of important broistory happened during that period.

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18 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said:

What about Brocingetorix? A sadly unsung hero of brostory. 

 

That shit obscure brah. I had to google it. xD I did learn a bit about Rome, but more like the events that happened and then main people connected to them. Like Broracchus, the bro triumvirate, Aubrotus the first emperor, and kinda a few things after the republic. I mostly know about Key roman republic events and people.

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5 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

When are you gonna have a class on the Bromance of the Three Kingdoms? Lot of important broistory happened during that period.

Bro I had to google this. lol In high school I only took AP U.S. broistory. And the classes I've took here are Ancient Americas, Western Civ A & B. And I'm taking global broistory B which is 1500 to present. So I don't know is I were to learn it in class A. Unfortunately brocademia only focuses on the history of bros from Western civilization. I did do a paper on ancient china broistory, mainly like the 1st 3 bronasties including the Xia bronasty for broarchaeology. I've also took like niche broistory classes like Music broistory, U.S. broman broisty B (you know, bros who are female) and a couple of anthro classes cause I think they are kinda connected in understanding people. Especially analyzing the events and what causes countries to act a certain way. 

Like did you know it China had a massive fleet with techbrology better than the Europeans? But those bros decided not to colonize over seas. Broistorians theorize that China was one united brostate. It focus on internal bro problems instead of adventuring out. Broistorians also believe Europeans were more likely to have chosen to colonize because they were a group of brostates at constant wars with each other. Creating brompetition and a need to expand outward to find new funds for their bro wars. 

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31 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said:

That shit obscure brah. I had to google it. xD I did learn a bit about Rome, but more like the events that happened and then main people connected to them. Like Broracchus, the bro triumvirate, Aubrotus the first emperor, and kinda a few things after the republic. I mostly know about Key roman republic events and people.

I'm gonna be honest, I only know of him because of a book I read. It was a random historical fiction book called druids and it followed a freind of Brocingetorix who was a bro-id and had broidic powers. It was dope. Julius Caesar was a dick though. 

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Just now, KimopoBotar said:

I'm gonna be honest, I only know of him because of a book I read. It was a random historical fiction book called druids and it followed a freind of Brocingetorix who was a bro-id and had broidic powers. It was dope. Julius Caesar was a dick though. 

Oh. That's an accurate description of bro Julius Caesar. lol It's always interesting to see broistory put into stories.

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