schmahxgn Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 Do you A.Pour the cereal into the bowl first then pour the milk over it? B.Pour milk into the bowl first, then pour the cereal into it? or C. Eat the entire box of cereal by the fistful , then shotgun a quart of milk mixed with a 16 fluid ounce can of Piña Colada flavor Bang™ energy drink then jump off the roof of your home onto a the roof of a passing vehicle and go wherever destiny takes you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 D. Eat cereal then get the shits because you're lactose intolerant? I chose D. Because Fruity Pebbles are just that damn good. Always pour cereal first. Then add milk. The other way is just wrong! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 I pick the hidden choice. I don't eat cereal. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 Just now, TrigunBebop said: I pick the hidden choice. I don't eat cereal. even if there's a toy in the box? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted September 26, 2018 Author Share Posted September 26, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, midnight said: D. Eat cereal then get the shits because you're lactose intolerant? I chose D. Because Fruity Pebbles are just that damn good. Always pour cereal first. Then add milk. The other way is just wrong! The average person if they were font is times new Roman, but mother fuckers who put their milk first then cereal are God damn wingdings Edited September 26, 2018 by schmahxgn 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 1 minute ago, schmahxgn said: The average person if they were font is times new Roman, but mother fuckers who put their milk first then cereal are God damn wingdings People who put their milk in first, are not to be trusted. There is weird. Then there is milk before cereal weird. That's a line of weird I dare not cross. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted September 26, 2018 Author Share Posted September 26, 2018 Just now, midnight said: People who put their milk in first, are not to be trusted. There is weird. Then there is milk before cereal weird. That's a line of weird I dare not cross. I believe those people should be locked up in an insane asylum and never allowed to see the light of day 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 1 minute ago, midnight said: even if there's a toy in the box? I was gonna say "only if it's a toy balloon" but then I realized that if you stuff a balloon in a box full of cereal it'll most likely get damaged. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted September 26, 2018 Author Share Posted September 26, 2018 6 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: I pick the hidden choice. I don't eat cereal. That is still way better than pouring your milk first 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: I was gonna say "only if it's a toy balloon" but then I realized that if you stuff a balloon in a box full of cereal it'll most likely get damaged. Nah. It would be fine. Deflated of course. So you will have to blow it up yourself, which is like a two'fer for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 6 minutes ago, schmahxgn said: The average person if they were font is times new Roman, but mother fuckers who put their milk first then cereal are God damn wingdings I tried that before, but the cereal just floated on top of the milk. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, schmahxgn said: I believe those people should be locked up in an insane asylum and never allowed to see the light of day I've never even poured the milk first by accident. Like, not thinking and just wasn't paying attention. Nah. It's like instinct. We are born knowing the proper way to make a bowl of cereal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 I usually pour cereal first unless I'm eating something that gets soggy quickly like Fruity/Cocoa Pebbles or Frosted Mini-Wheats. With those type of cereals, I pour milk first because having more cereal sitting on top vs. in the milk leaves them crunchier for longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted September 26, 2018 Author Share Posted September 26, 2018 1 minute ago, SorceressPol said: I usually pour cereal first unless I'm eating something that gets soggy quickly like Fruity/Cocoa Pebbles or Frosted Mini-Wheats. With those type of cereals, I pour milk first because having more cereal sitting on top vs. in the milk leaves them crunchier for longer. You raise some valid points. Why you do dis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, midnight said: Nah. It would be fine. Deflated of course. So you will have to blow it up yourself, which is like a two'fer for you. It would be kinda okay-ish for most people, but as a (mostly) nonpopping looner, I take balloon durability/stability pretty seriously. The main problem with having a balloon be a toy insert in a cereal box is the fact that there really isn't a good way to keep the cereal bag from rubbing against or squishing the balloon too much (outside of having a rigid partition inside the box to seperate the balloon from everything else). Balloons, even when uninflated, don't respond well to being rubbed with coarse or rigid objects (like a bag full of cereal) or being squished for too long a period of time. Too much coarse friction causes micro tears in the balloon's latex (which makes the balloon far more unstable when inflated), and being squished too much can make the balloon's latex stick to itself (which often flat out ruins the balloon completely). The usual cereal toy packing methods leave the balloon extremely vulnerable to both these things, which would result in a lot of dud balloons (and even the balloons that survived would be pretty compromised). Edited September 26, 2018 by TrigunBebop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 1 hour ago, schmahxgn said: That is still way better than pouring your milk first What if I poured milk onto the cereal, but instead it was actually almond milk? O___O Because even though I almost never eat cereal, when I do I only use almond milk. >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted September 26, 2018 Author Share Posted September 26, 2018 15 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: What if I poured milk onto the cereal, but instead it was actually almond milk? O___O Because even though I almost never eat cereal, when I do I only use almond milk. >.> Cashew milk would be preferred, but I see no problem with this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 1 hour ago, schmahxgn said: You raise some valid points. Why you do dis? Because I feel the need to point out that cereal/milk first isn't as clear-cut a situation as say the over/under toilet paper topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 13 minutes ago, schmahxgn said: Cashew milk would be preferred, but I see no problem with this Tried cashew milk a few times. It's pretty good. I love almond milk though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 1 hour ago, TrigunBebop said: It would be kinda okay-ish for most people, but as a (mostly) nonpopping looner, I take balloon durability/stability pretty seriously. The main problem with having a balloon be a toy insert in a cereal box is the fact that there really isn't a good way to keep the cereal bag from rubbing against or squishing the balloon too much (outside of having a rigid partition inside the box to seperate the balloon from everything else). Balloons, even when uninflated, don't respond well to being rubbed with coarse or rigid objects (like a bag full of cereal) or being squished for too long a period of time. Too much coarse friction causes micro tears in the balloon's latex (which makes the balloon far more unstable when inflated), and being squished too much can make the balloon's latex stick to itself (which often flat out ruins the balloon completely). The usual cereal toy packing methods leave the balloon extremely vulnerable to both these things, which would result in a lot of dud balloons (and even the balloons that survived would be pretty compromised). I kinda thought about that after i typed it. But i was in a rush and just now got back. I agree. Balloons deserve better than to lie in wait in a cereal box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 I poor cereal in the bowl then I put the bowl on top of an old tv antenna until it get's struck by lighting then I don't even use milk I use rain water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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