Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 When her community college professor told the class to read about Sisyphus, she cried out, "I DON'T NEED TO READ ABOUT NO DAMN STD'S, BITCH I'M CLEAN!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 (edited) yo mama so dumb she stare long and hard (like a bbc) at an oj bottle cause it said concentrate Edited September 24, 2018 by bnmjy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 24, 2018 Author Share Posted September 24, 2018 Yo mama so fat astronomers have classified her ass as a supermassive blackhole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 11 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: When her community college professor told the class to read about Sisyphus, she cried out, "I DON'T NEED TO READ ABOUT NO DAMN STD'S, BITCH I'M CLEAN!" @Madison 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Yo momma so dumb when the doctor told her she had crabs she said "No, I had a bologna sandwich and cheetos for lunch, I can't afford no Red Lobster." 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Yo daddy such a drug addict he sprinkles cocaine on his cornflakes instead of sugar. @TheObvious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mini_ghost420 Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 I'm bringing SCP-504 to this thread 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Yo mama is so dumb, when a victim on Law & Order SVU was told they suffer blunt force traume to their rectum, she was all like "Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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