GuyBeardmane Posted September 19, 2018 Posted September 19, 2018 Okay so here's how it went down. Went to Kroger. Bought some grilled chicken chunks. Bought some shredded cheese. Bought some premixed salads with dressing. Bought some big ass tortillas. Dumped the salad in a giant fucking mixing bowl. Followed it up with the chicken and the cheese. Put those dressing packets in there. Put the lid on the mixing bowl. Shake the FUCK out of it. Put this salad-cheese-chicken mix on a tortilla and roll it all the way the hell up. FUCK YOU I'M A GODDAMN WRAP MASTER. 1 1 3
midnight Posted September 19, 2018 Posted September 19, 2018 Fuck Yes! Did you bring enough for everybody? 2
discolé monade Posted September 19, 2018 Posted September 19, 2018 GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!! MASTER CHEF, COMING THE FUCK THROUGH!!!!! 1 3
GuyBeardmane Posted September 19, 2018 Author Posted September 19, 2018 On 9/19/2018 at 11:28 PM, midnight said: Fuck Yes! Did you bring enough for everybody? Expand If by "everyone" you mean you and disco, yeah. Because you're the only two to post so far and I may not have enough for too many more folks. 1
midnight Posted September 19, 2018 Posted September 19, 2018 On 9/19/2018 at 11:43 PM, GuyBeardmane said: If by "everyone" you mean you and disco, yeah. Because you're the only two to post so far and I may not have enough for too many more folks. Expand (guards the door so no more free loaders roll up in here) 1 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 20, 2018 Posted September 20, 2018 Now that I know there's a guy that can toss a proper salad here.. let me introduce you to @Zenigundam 1 4
midnight Posted September 20, 2018 Posted September 20, 2018 On 9/20/2018 at 12:01 AM, PhilosipherStoned said: Now that I know there's a guy that can toss a proper salad here.. let me introduce you to @Zenigundam Expand fuck 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 20, 2018 Posted September 20, 2018 So sorry I'm going now.. That crude humor was.. too much for even me, but if zeni derails the thread please take the opportunity to ban him.
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 20, 2018 Posted September 20, 2018 I'll take a ban as well if that's what it takes.
bnmjy Posted September 20, 2018 Posted September 20, 2018 Wanna see a real gastronomist? Go to the food folder and look at Packard's threads. 1
JehutyNinja Posted September 20, 2018 Posted September 20, 2018 On 9/20/2018 at 12:29 AM, bnmjy said: Wanna see a real gastronomist? Go to the food folder and look at Packard's threads. Expand I imagine it consists of stuff like "Vienna sausage casserole" and "blended ______" 1
molarbear Posted September 20, 2018 Posted September 20, 2018 On 9/20/2018 at 12:43 AM, JehutyNinja said: I imagine it consists of stuff like "Vienna sausage casserole" and "blended ______" Expand No ones really sure what the meat consists of but great strides were made in the scientific community when it was discovered that steaks can actually suffer from depression
molarbear Posted September 20, 2018 Posted September 20, 2018 On 9/19/2018 at 11:26 PM, GuyBeardmane said: Okay so here's how it went down. Went to Kroger. Bought some grilled chicken chunks. Bought some shredded cheese. Bought some premixed salads with dressing. Bought some big ass tortillas. Dumped the salad in a giant fucking mixing bowl. Followed it up with the chicken and the cheese. Put those dressing packets in there. Put the lid on the mixing bowl. Shake the FUCK out of it. Put this salad-cheese-chicken mix on a tortilla and roll it all the way the hell up. FUCK YOU I'M A GODDAMN WRAP MASTER. Expand that actually sounds really fucking good 2
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