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Okay so here's how it went down.

Went to Kroger.  Bought some grilled chicken chunks.  Bought some shredded cheese.  Bought some premixed salads with dressing.  Bought some big ass tortillas.

Dumped the salad in a giant fucking mixing bowl.  Followed it up with the chicken and the cheese.  Put those dressing packets in there.

Put the lid on the mixing bowl.  Shake the FUCK out of it.

Put this salad-cheese-chicken mix on a tortilla and roll it all the way the hell up.

FUCK YOU I'M A GODDAMN WRAP MASTER.

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  On 9/20/2018 at 12:43 AM, JehutyNinja said:

I imagine it consists of stuff like "Vienna sausage casserole" and "blended ______"

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No ones really sure what the meat consists of but great strides were made in the scientific community when it was discovered that steaks can actually suffer from depression

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  On 9/19/2018 at 11:26 PM, GuyBeardmane said:

Okay so here's how it went down.

Went to Kroger.  Bought some grilled chicken chunks.  Bought some shredded cheese.  Bought some premixed salads with dressing.  Bought some big ass tortillas.

Dumped the salad in a giant fucking mixing bowl.  Followed it up with the chicken and the cheese.  Put those dressing packets in there.

Put the lid on the mixing bowl.  Shake the FUCK out of it.

Put this salad-cheese-chicken mix on a tortilla and roll it all the way the hell up.

FUCK YOU I'M A GODDAMN WRAP MASTER.

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that actually sounds really fucking good

 

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