That_One_Guy Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Do any of you want to give me topics to write stand up comedy about? I think it'd be cool if yall gave me some good premises that I could work into bits. Or don't. You could just tell me to fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Make high brow jokes about sexual fetishes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 19, 2018 Author Share Posted September 19, 2018 Just now, TrigunBebop said: Make high brow jokes about sexual fetishes. That's a challenge. I dig it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 (edited) Coworkers Kids Dumb trump supporters Your mom Old people Getting older Dating in the information age Edited September 19, 2018 by fuggstop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 19, 2018 Author Share Posted September 19, 2018 Just now, fuggstop said: Coworkers Kids Dumb trump supporters Your mom Old people Getting older Dating in the information age I dig all of those, but I don't do politics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Horror movies, like how we were talking about the other day. In your short film where you should have been running instead of checking on the girl. That could be hilarious. "I'd be down the fucking street, yo." Making fun of stupid people in scary movies I guess is what I'm getting at. Like, why the fuck did those kids chase that goddamn clown into that creepy ass house in "IT?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 19, 2018 Author Share Posted September 19, 2018 1 minute ago, midnight said: Horror movies, like how we were talking about the other day. In your short film where you should have been running instead of checking on the girl. That could be hilarious. "I'd be down the fucking street, yo." Making fun of stupid people in scary movies I guess is what I'm getting at. Like, why the fuck did those kids chase that goddamn clown into that creepy ass house in "IT?" I was actually thinking about writing about that earlier today. I really think that could be solid. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: I was actually thinking about writing about that earlier today. I really think that could be solid. If I was in the audience, you would definitely have my attention with those jokes. I'd be laughing my ass off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 internet arguments internet rage iono... looks like you have some good stuff to work with. see, i have material, but it's mom/wife/stupid people shit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 19, 2018 Author Share Posted September 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, midnight said: If I was in the audience, you would definitely have my attention with those jokes. I'd be laughing my ass off. I actually already have some scary movie material but more definitely doesn't hurt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 19, 2018 Author Share Posted September 19, 2018 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: internet arguments internet rage iono... looks like you have some good stuff to work with. see, i have material, but it's mom/wife/stupid people shit. Thank you! Damn yall are inspiring my ass! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majin Mayhem Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 18 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Do any of you want to give me topics to write stand up comedy about? I think it'd be cool if yall gave me some good premises that I could work into bits. Or don't. You could just tell me to fuck off. are you already running out of ideas for your tv show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 masterbating with one arm. what do those guys do? whiz in the sink? jackin' it with only one nut. do you only bust half a nut? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, midnight said: masterbating with one arm. what do those guys do? whiz in the sink? jackin' it with only one nut. do you only bust half a nut? boooo hisssss get off the stage, you hack. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, discolemonade said: boooo hisssss get off the stage, you hack. I'm gonna fart in your pillow tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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That_One_Guy Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 35 minutes ago, Majin Mayhem said: are you already running out of ideas for your tv show? Hell yeah I got writers block and shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 24 minutes ago, midnight said: I'm gonna fart in your pillow tonight. True love at its finest 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 The oversaturation of super hero movies Pervy anime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 2 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: I was actually thinking about writing about that earlier today. I really think that could be solid. Think it's been overdone. Same for jokes about the evil bad guy telling the hero his plans rather than killing him outright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 minute ago, tsar4 said: Think it's been overdone. Same for jokes about the evil bad guy telling the hero his plans rather than killing him outright. you are right. I've heard plenty of those. I think the trick is to put your own unique spin on it. Sooooooo many things have already been done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 15 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: you are right. I've heard plenty of those. I think the trick is to put your own unique spin on it. Sooooooo many things have already been done You could open with a prop gag. Take a spool of receipt paper up with you stashed in a pocket & say that the management told you there's an SJW convention in town and provided a list of things not to joke about - pull out the receipt paper and "accidentally" have it unspool offstage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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