I think I might make a career change and become a bouncer

[Zenigundam]

Bouncers with alpha status get the ladies and get to legally beat up white knights, and there are so few bouncers with alpha  status, so that means I'm in demand. 🦔💪🍾

[midnight]

I was a bouncer once. It’s not as fun as you’d think. Dealing with a bunch of rowdy drunks gets old fast. Don’t do it man. Don’t do it.

[Zenigundam]

Just now, midnight said:

I was a bouncer once. It’s not as fun as you’d think. Dealing with a bunch of rowdy drunks gets old fast. Don’t do it man. Don’t do it.

It's all part of the alpha uprising. 

[midnight]

4 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

It's all part of the alpha uprising. 

If you like dealing with idiot drunks all night, by all means, go for it. But you’re gonna have to deal with older people too. You know, those people you hate.

[Houdini Splicer]

Well, you are pretty round, so you shouldn't have any trouble bouncing around, Tubby.

[bnmjy]

Most of the chicks at clubs are over 21. Way to chase those cougars bruh.

[tsar4]

45 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Bouncers with alpha status get the ladies and get to legally beat up white knights, and there are so few bouncers with alpha  status, so that means I'm in demand. 🦔💪🍾

"6 feet from shoulder to shoulder and 5 feet from the ground" - well you've got the second part down.

"Iron fists, a head like a boulder..."  Eh, not so much.  Rocks in your head, maybe...but you look like a punch from you would feel like being smacked with a wet sponge.

[Zenigundam]

4 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

"6 feet from shoulder to shoulder and 5 feet from the ground" - well you've got the second part down.

"Iron fists, a head like a boulder..."  Eh, not so much.  Rocks in your head, maybe...but you look like a punch from you would feel like being smacked with a wet sponge.

That's because bouncers take steroids, nobody can one hit KO somebody all the time without steroids

[tsar4]

3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

That's because bouncers take steroids, nobody can one hit KO somebody all the time without steroids

Sure, steroids.  I doubt that the most famous former bouncer ever took those.

[Zenigundam]

17 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

Sure, steroids.  I doubt that the most famous former bouncer ever took those.

Is that OJ?

[tsar4]

2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Is that OJ?

Picture this guy with a mohawk.

[midnight]

2 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

Picture this guy with a mohawk.

I pity the fool, known as Zeni.

[wacky1980]

I'll hire you zeni. You get paid by the punch, so get crackin'.

[midnight]

2 minutes ago, wacky1980 said:

I'll hire you zeni. You get paid by the punch, so get crackin'.

You know how Paddy’s Pub has Cricket? Zeni could be your Cricket. And when you get bored, you can hunt him.

[Ginguy]

1 hour ago, Zenigundam said:

nobody can one hit KO somebody all the time without steroids

Do you ever get tired of being wrong?

 

 

[Still Me]

2 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

Bouncers with alpha status get the ladies and get to legally beat up white knights, and there are so few bouncers with alpha  status, so that means I'm in demand. 🦔💪🍾

Yeah...not like teaching was working out

[Inu_crazed_90]

I’m pretty sure that not as many bouncers “get the ladies” as you think. 

[Still Me]

1 hour ago, Zenigundam said:

Is that OJ?

What? So all black people look like OJ? Racist piece of shit

[Mr Owl]