Zenigundam Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 Bouncers with alpha status get the ladies and get to legally beat up white knights, and there are so few bouncers with alpha  status, so that means I'm in demand. 🦔💪🍾 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 I was a bouncer once. It’s not as fun as you’d think. Dealing with a bunch of rowdy drunks gets old fast. Don’t do it man. Don’t do it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 16, 2018 Author Share Posted September 16, 2018 Just now, midnight said: I was a bouncer once. It’s not as fun as you’d think. Dealing with a bunch of rowdy drunks gets old fast. Don’t do it man. Don’t do it. It's all part of the alpha uprising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: It's all part of the alpha uprising. If you like dealing with idiot drunks all night, by all means, go for it. But you’re gonna have to deal with older people too. You know, those people you hate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 Well, you are pretty round, so you shouldn't have any trouble bouncing around, Tubby. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 Most of the chicks at clubs are over 21. Way to chase those cougars bruh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 45 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Bouncers with alpha status get the ladies and get to legally beat up white knights, and there are so few bouncers with alpha  status, so that means I'm in demand. 🦔💪🍾 "6 feet from shoulder to shoulder and 5 feet from the ground" - well you've got the second part down. "Iron fists, a head like a boulder..." Eh, not so much. Rocks in your head, maybe...but you look like a punch from you would feel like being smacked with a wet sponge. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 16, 2018 Author Share Posted September 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, tsar4 said: "6 feet from shoulder to shoulder and 5 feet from the ground" - well you've got the second part down. "Iron fists, a head like a boulder..." Eh, not so much. Rocks in your head, maybe...but you look like a punch from you would feel like being smacked with a wet sponge. That's because bouncers take steroids, nobody can one hit KO somebody all the time without steroids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: That's because bouncers take steroids, nobody can one hit KO somebody all the time without steroids Sure, steroids. I doubt that the most famous former bouncer ever took those. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 16, 2018 Author Share Posted September 16, 2018 17 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Sure, steroids. I doubt that the most famous former bouncer ever took those. Is that OJ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Is that OJ? Picture this guy with a mohawk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Picture this guy with a mohawk. I pity the fool, known as Zeni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 I'll hire you zeni. You get paid by the punch, so get crackin'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: I'll hire you zeni. You get paid by the punch, so get crackin'. You know how Paddy’s Pub has Cricket? Zeni could be your Cricket. And when you get bored, you can hunt him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: nobody can one hit KO somebody all the time without steroids Do you ever get tired of being wrong? Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Bouncers with alpha status get the ladies and get to legally beat up white knights, and there are so few bouncers with alpha  status, so that means I'm in demand. 🦔💪🍾 Yeah...not like teaching was working out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inu_crazed_90 Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 I’m pretty sure that not as many bouncers “get the ladies” as you think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: Is that OJ? What? So all black people look like OJ? Racist piece of shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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