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Folks who accompany others to bars to make sure they get home safe


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Posted
1 minute ago, bnmjy said:

I tend to be that person. Me no like drinking anymore.

Keep on being the bright beacon of light that is, at the end of the day,
not a cop flashing a light in some irresponsible drinker's eyes. 

Posted
6 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

That's called white knighting and it's extremely effeminate. 

You have a better shot at getting laid with white knighting than yo ur bullshit. But I don't do it for sexual reciprocation anyway.

Posted
Just now, Zenigundam said:

I'm excellent at darts. The Chads must be taken care of. 🐻💖🚘💪👫

You sound like you're... just real bad at darts.

Posted
54 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said:

I don't go to bars period.

This. Only time i ever go to bars is there's live music playing or I'm at a casino with my gf and passing time because i don't like gambling. 

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Posted
33 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said:

This. Only time i ever go to bars is there's live music playing or I'm at a casino with my gf and passing time because i don't like gambling. 

For me bars are an ideal reading spot. 

Posted (edited)
3 hours ago, Bouvre said:

are the kind of people who drive me to drink.

A police officer was staking out a well-known bar to bust some potential DWI-ers. As it neared closing time, an extremely intoxicated man stumbled out of the bar and spent 30 minutes looking for his car. When all the other drivers had left, the drunk finally located his vehicle. He spent another 20 minutes fumbling for his keys and trying to unlock his car. Finally, he got in and eventually managed to start his car. As soon as he pulled away, the police officer went after him and pulled him over, giving him the breathalizer test. It came up negative. “How could this be?” the officer sputtered. “I saw you! You were falling all over the place!” The driver grinned and said, “Tonight I’m the Designated Decoy.”

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