Zenigundam Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 I waited a day and sent her a message that said, "What are you up to?" over Kik, and she ignored it (R for read), and didn't reply and a few hours later (right now), she's logged back into OkCupid. What's... *approaches, shoulders and chest tight, full alpha mode* going on here?
cyberbully Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I waited a day and sent her a message that said, "What are you up to?" over Kik, and she ignored it (R for read), and didn't reply and a few hours later (right now), she's logged back into OkCupid. What's... *approaches, shoulders and chest tight, full alpha mode* going on here? *entire user base gets triggered over blatant fiction* *3 users lose their shit and calls Zeni a pedo for his imaginary tale* *thread gets df'd and a few more users will now have the balls to troll zeni behind the scenes* *Zeni, shades on, rides off into the sunset with yet another victory* Edited August 17, 2018 by cyberbully 1 3
Zenigundam Posted August 17, 2018 Author Posted August 17, 2018 I'm losing my mind. Why is she doing this? Why is she pushing me so far? 🐷
Zenigundam Posted August 17, 2018 Author Posted August 17, 2018 33 minutes ago, cyberbully said: *Zeni, shades on, rides off into the sunset with yet another victory* I dominated on Fortnite not too long ago in 50 v 50 squads, the new gliding mode. 5 kills, 9 headshots, 4 assists. I was a damn super soldier. But it was a hollow victory because she wasn't by my side, undressing and giving me hickies on my neck in visible places. 😐
Kermit the Frog Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 Everything I've seen you post is creepy and weird. Why are you alive?
Zenigundam Posted August 17, 2018 Author Posted August 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Kermit the Frog said: Everything I've seen you post is creepy and weird. Why are you alive? Lone wolf alpha male warriors never die. 🐰
naraku360 Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 1 hour ago, cyberbully said: *entire user base gets triggered over blatant fiction* *3 users lose their shit and calls Zeni a pedo for his imaginary tale* *thread gets df'd and a few more users will now have the balls to troll zeni behind the scenes* *Zeni, shades on, rides off into the sunset with yet another victory* The most impressive part of Zeni's life is his ability to get rejected by people he made up. 1 4
Zenigundam Posted August 17, 2018 Author Posted August 17, 2018 She's real, way out of your league though, naraku. I won't give too much information out because I can see you going to OkCupid and finding her through the search filter... which would be creepy and expected of you. 😏
Kermit the Frog Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 20 minutes ago, naraku360 said: The most impressive part of Zeni's life is his ability to get rejected by people he made up. Ahhhhhhhh this guy makes sense now.
Kermit the Frog Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 12 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: She's real, way out of your league though, naraku. I won't give too much information out because I can see you going to OkCupid and finding her through the search filter... which would be creepy and expected of you. 😏 What is this fake persona you're using? No one acts like this in real life, except those in mental institutions. Do you think you're funny or something?
Zenigundam Posted August 17, 2018 Author Posted August 17, 2018 Mental institutions sounds so technical. Just call them Mind Training Academies or something. It's always reasonable to train the mind. 👨⚕️
naraku360 Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: She's real, way out of your league though, naraku. I won't give too much information out because I can see you going to OkCupid and finding her through the search filter... which would be creepy and expected of you. 😏 She's apparently out of your league, too. Considering she's ignoring you. Shit man, you can't even make your imaginary girlfriends like you. Edited August 17, 2018 by naraku360 1
Swimmod_Luna Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 4 hours ago, Kermit the Frog said: What is this fake persona you're using? No one acts like this in real life, except those in mental institutions. Do you think you're funny or something? The world may never know what percentage of Zeni's persona is just trolling and what percentage is real mental illness. I used to think he was pure troll but he's been so consistent with this shit for so long that there's no way he's not at least partially for real.
Misaka Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 8 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Lone wolf alpha male warriors never die. 🐰 Nope they end up like this
fuggstop Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 9 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I'm losing my mind. Why is she doing this? Why is she pushing me so far? 🐷 Wow real aphla of you, zeni
Kermit the Frog Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 7 hours ago, Athena 92 said: The world may never know what percentage of Zeni's persona is just trolling and what percentage is real mental illness. I used to think he was pure troll but he's been so consistent with this shit for so long that there's no way he's not at least partially for real. Hmmmm Creepy. Sounds like suicide watch to me.
Tengu Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 6 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Mental illness 🏃♂️ You definitely have it.
Zenigundam Posted August 17, 2018 Author Posted August 17, 2018 14 minutes ago, Tengu said: You definitely have it. The It Factor 👨🎤
Zenigundam Posted August 17, 2018 Author Posted August 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: you know what you have to do Haha that's crazy. I think I'll just shoot her another message on Kik. Maybe she was busy.
1pooh4u Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Haha that's crazy. I think I'll just shoot her another message on Kik. Maybe she was busy. But my way will make her love you, don't go that beta route. What's wrong with you?!?
Zenigundam Posted August 17, 2018 Author Posted August 17, 2018 1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said: But my way will make her love you, don't go that beta route. What's wrong with you?!? FB friends list remains at 413. I'm in good shape for now. 2
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: FB friends list remains at 413. I'm in good shape for now. It's good to remember her information like that, it let's her know you care.
1pooh4u Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: FB friends list remains at 413. I'm in good shape for now.
Invida Posted August 18, 2018 Posted August 18, 2018 You are the most committed troll I have ever known. There's a pun hanging out in that sentence, but I'm not allowed to pun anymore today. 1
KimopoBotar Posted August 18, 2018 Posted August 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, Invida said: You are the most committed troll I have ever known. There's a pun hanging out in that sentence, but I'm not allowed to pun anymore today. I'm pretty sure i got the pun lol.
Invida Posted August 18, 2018 Posted August 18, 2018 Hold it close and please take good care of it. Puns make wonderful pets. 1
KimopoBotar Posted August 18, 2018 Posted August 18, 2018 Oh no. I'm not responsible enough for pets! 1
Invida Posted August 18, 2018 Posted August 18, 2018 What a shame! I'll be there around two to pick it up. Maybe three. I don't actually know where I'm going. Yet. <.<
KimopoBotar Posted August 18, 2018 Posted August 18, 2018 Let me know when you find out, cause I'm not sure where i am. Also the pet pun ran away 1
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