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1 minute ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said:

Someone at work today pooped on the toilet seat and I wanna cut their butt off 

 

will the roto wiper help

Replace brush wheel with wire wheel

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Posted
1 minute ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said:

Someone at work today pooped on the toilet seat and I wanna cut their butt off 

 

will the roto wiper help

Someone actually shit in the urinal at my job and I had to clean it.

I felt like I was living in a bad stoner comedy movie.

Posted
Just now, empty said:

Someone actually shit in the urinal at my job and I had to clean it.

I felt like I was living in a bad stoner comedy movie.

We aren’t allowed to clean poop. We have to call a third party 

 

one time in high school one of my stoner friends pooped in a sink at a Taco Bell 

Posted
25 minutes ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said:

We aren’t allowed to clean poop. We have to call a third party 

 

one time in high school one of my stoner friends pooped in a sink at a Taco Bell 

I hope they burn in hell even if there is no such place.

I will create it.

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That won't satisfy me.

I will create a super slide just slightly larger than the dimensions of their hips

and I will line it with razor blades

and I will place a pool of isopropyl alcohol at the end of it

and around the pool of alcohol in a thirty meter radius will be mounds of salt

yes, I will have my vengeance.

Posted
1 minute ago, rpgamer said:

Smear? I'm imagining once it's all clogged up with ass hair, shit's gonna be splattered from floor to ceiling.

I've been on my back laughing for about two minutes imagining this thing flinging shit in 360 degrees. Turn it on and the first thing hit is your balls. ShitSlinger 360

 

Jesus Christ my stomach hurts.

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Posted
1 hour ago, empty said:

That won't satisfy me.

I will create a super slide just slightly larger than the dimensions of their hips

and I will line it with razor blades

and I will place a pool of isopropyl alcohol at the end of it

and around the pool of alcohol in a thirty meter radius will be mounds of salt

yes, I will have my vengeance.

Are youSatan 

Posted (edited)
9 minutes ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said:

Are youSatan 

No, I'm just some dude who got really really mad that he had to fish a person's turd out of the urinal with his hand and then unstop it while smelling the stench of stale feces.

Yes I had gloves but that didn't make it any more enjoyable.

There was fucking corn in it.

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I've also just realized you would have to install this after you've taken a shit. Hopping around with your pants around your ankles, squeezing that shit smear up your whole crack, fiddling around with this thing in the bowl where you've just taken a shit. Better hope you got it good and clean last time you used it, or you're just smearing shit all over your hands trying to get this in place.

At that rate, if you really want to save on toilet paper, you may as well just wipe your ass with your hand and save yourself the trouble.

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