Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 That is my second favorite sex position. 1 1
Codename: Jackass Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 I want the one that sprays a jet of water up my ass.
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Posted August 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, empty said: I want the one that sprays a jet of water up my ass. Are you France
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: Are you France Are you London
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Posted August 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: Are you London U N D E R P A N T S
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 Does that thing spin automatically, or do I have to sway to and fro?
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 I would only use that on my balls. Using this name to post this is also hilarious to me. 1
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Posted August 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Does that thing spin automatically, or do I have to sway to and fro? I’m tie you to the toilet and then I’m gonna turn it up to 11
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Posted August 2, 2018 Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I would only use that on my balls. Using this name to post this is also hilarious to me. Post pics
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 1 minute ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: I’m tie you to the toilet and then I’m gonna turn it up to 11 WHAT IS THIS THING, AN ASS WIPER OR A GUITAR AMP? 2
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Posted August 2, 2018 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: WHAT IS THIS THING, AN ASS WIPER OR A GUITAR AMP? Both
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 Just now, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: Both Take my guitar with me to the toilet.... sounds like fun...
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Posted August 2, 2018 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Take my guitar with me to the toilet.... sounds like fun...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: Post pics I would only do it on video reciting the pledge of allegiance.
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Posted August 2, 2018 Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I would only do it on video reciting the pledge of allegiance. Backwards?
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 1 minute ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: Some of that speech bubble is cut off, what's left doesn't form a coherent thought. 1
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: Backwards? I'm not trying to conjure satanic America. 1
Codename: Jackass Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 28 minutes ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: Are you France Heavens no, that's worse than being Dutch. 1
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 22 minutes ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: U N D E R P A N T S B I D E Tfingers 1
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 Just now, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: The Dutch aren’t even real Pennsylvania Dutch are
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Posted August 2, 2018 Just now, Rogue_Alphonse said: B I D E Tfingers Is this ghost in the Shell
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Posted August 2, 2018 Just now, Rogue_Alphonse said: Pennsylvania Dutch are Those are just the Amish
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 Just now, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: Is this ghost in the Shell It's Finger in the Smell 2
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Posted August 2, 2018 Someone at work today pooped on the toilet seat and I wanna cut their butt off will the roto wiper help
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 1 minute ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: Someone at work today pooped on the toilet seat and I wanna cut their butt off will the roto wiper help Replace brush wheel with wire wheel 1
Codename: Jackass Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: The Dutch aren’t even real That's what my parents told me. But then again, I've been to the land of the Dutch. Very grey, very wet. The wooden shoes are surprisingly comfortable.
Codename: Jackass Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 1 minute ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: Someone at work today pooped on the toilet seat and I wanna cut their butt off will the roto wiper help Someone actually shit in the urinal at my job and I had to clean it. I felt like I was living in a bad stoner comedy movie.
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Posted August 2, 2018 Just now, empty said: Someone actually shit in the urinal at my job and I had to clean it. I felt like I was living in a bad stoner comedy movie. We aren’t allowed to clean poop. We have to call a third party one time in high school one of my stoner friends pooped in a sink at a Taco Bell
molarbear Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 58 minutes ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: I feel like this is more sex toy than cleaning item 2 1
Codename: Jackass Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 25 minutes ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: We aren’t allowed to clean poop. We have to call a third party one time in high school one of my stoner friends pooped in a sink at a Taco Bell I hope they burn in hell even if there is no such place. I will create it. 2
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Posted August 2, 2018 29 minutes ago, empty said: I hope they burn in hell even if there is no such place. I will create it. You should cut their butt off
Codename: Jackass Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 That won't satisfy me. I will create a super slide just slightly larger than the dimensions of their hips and I will line it with razor blades and I will place a pool of isopropyl alcohol at the end of it and around the pool of alcohol in a thirty meter radius will be mounds of salt yes, I will have my vengeance.
rpgamer Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 Soooo, has anybody asked how that thing is supposed to stay clean? 1
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 31 minutes ago, rpgamer said: Soooo, has anybody asked how that thing is supposed to stay clean? I felt like we all knew it was ShitSmear 5000.
rpgamer Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 Smear? I'm imagining once it's all clogged up with ass hair, shit's gonna be splattered from floor to ceiling. 2
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 1 minute ago, rpgamer said: Smear? I'm imagining once it's all clogged up with ass hair, shit's gonna be splattered from floor to ceiling. I've been on my back laughing for about two minutes imagining this thing flinging shit in 360 degrees. Turn it on and the first thing hit is your balls. ShitSlinger 360 Jesus Christ my stomach hurts. 2
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Posted August 2, 2018 1 hour ago, empty said: That won't satisfy me. I will create a super slide just slightly larger than the dimensions of their hips and I will line it with razor blades and I will place a pool of isopropyl alcohol at the end of it and around the pool of alcohol in a thirty meter radius will be mounds of salt yes, I will have my vengeance. Are youSatan
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Posted August 2, 2018 9 minutes ago, rpgamer said: Smear? I'm imagining once it's all clogged up with ass hair, shit's gonna be splattered from floor to ceiling. It doubles as a way to paint your bathroom 1
Codename: Jackass Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: Are youSatan No, I'm just some dude who got really really mad that he had to fish a person's turd out of the urinal with his hand and then unstop it while smelling the stench of stale feces. Yes I had gloves but that didn't make it any more enjoyable. There was fucking corn in it. Edited August 2, 2018 by empty 3
Codename: Jackass Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 Back to the subject of the Roto Wipe, I don't fancy having to clean it after every use, and I bet it's a bitch to clean anyway. I'll continue killing trees to clean my ass, thanks.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 12 minutes ago, empty said: Back to the subject of the Roto Wipe, I don't fancy having to clean it after every use, and I bet it's a bitch to clean anyway. I'll continue killing trees to clean my ass, thanks. What about this?
Codename: Jackass Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 Marijuana is illegal and immoral and I won't enable druggies, young man.
rpgamer Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 I've also just realized you would have to install this after you've taken a shit. Hopping around with your pants around your ankles, squeezing that shit smear up your whole crack, fiddling around with this thing in the bowl where you've just taken a shit. Better hope you got it good and clean last time you used it, or you're just smearing shit all over your hands trying to get this in place. At that rate, if you really want to save on toilet paper, you may as well just wipe your ass with your hand and save yourself the trouble. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, empty said: Marijuana is illegal and immoral and I won't enable druggies, young man. What about in 2024 when a democratic president will probably be elected, and they probably make marijuana legal at the federal level?
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