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  On 8/2/2018 at 7:06 AM, empty said:

Someone actually shit in the urinal at my job and I had to clean it.

I felt like I was living in a bad stoner comedy movie.

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We aren’t allowed to clean poop. We have to call a third party 

 

one time in high school one of my stoner friends pooped in a sink at a Taco Bell 

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That won't satisfy me.

I will create a super slide just slightly larger than the dimensions of their hips

and I will line it with razor blades

and I will place a pool of isopropyl alcohol at the end of it

and around the pool of alcohol in a thirty meter radius will be mounds of salt

yes, I will have my vengeance.

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  On 8/2/2018 at 9:29 AM, rpgamer said:

Smear? I'm imagining once it's all clogged up with ass hair, shit's gonna be splattered from floor to ceiling.

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I've been on my back laughing for about two minutes imagining this thing flinging shit in 360 degrees. Turn it on and the first thing hit is your balls. ShitSlinger 360

 

Jesus Christ my stomach hurts.

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  On 8/2/2018 at 8:05 AM, empty said:

That won't satisfy me.

I will create a super slide just slightly larger than the dimensions of their hips

and I will line it with razor blades

and I will place a pool of isopropyl alcohol at the end of it

and around the pool of alcohol in a thirty meter radius will be mounds of salt

yes, I will have my vengeance.

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Are youSatan 

Posted (edited)
  On 8/2/2018 at 9:38 AM, KreiaDidNothingWrong said:

Are youSatan 

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No, I'm just some dude who got really really mad that he had to fish a person's turd out of the urinal with his hand and then unstop it while smelling the stench of stale feces.

Yes I had gloves but that didn't make it any more enjoyable.

There was fucking corn in it.

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I've also just realized you would have to install this after you've taken a shit. Hopping around with your pants around your ankles, squeezing that shit smear up your whole crack, fiddling around with this thing in the bowl where you've just taken a shit. Better hope you got it good and clean last time you used it, or you're just smearing shit all over your hands trying to get this in place.

At that rate, if you really want to save on toilet paper, you may as well just wipe your ass with your hand and save yourself the trouble.

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