KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Do the ol' spread and drop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Share Posted August 2, 2018 STOP DROP ROLL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 That is my second favorite sex position. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 I want the one that sprays a jet of water up my ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Share Posted August 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, empty said: I want the one that sprays a jet of water up my ass. Are you France Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: Are you France Are you London Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Share Posted August 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: Are you London U N D E R P A N T S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Does that thing spin automatically, or do I have to sway to and fro? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 I would only use that on my balls. Using this name to post this is also hilarious to me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Share Posted August 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Does that thing spin automatically, or do I have to sway to and fro? I’m tie you to the toilet and then I’m gonna turn it up to 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Share Posted August 2, 2018 Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I would only use that on my balls. Using this name to post this is also hilarious to me. Post pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 1 minute ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: I’m tie you to the toilet and then I’m gonna turn it up to 11 WHAT IS THIS THING, AN ASS WIPER OR A GUITAR AMP? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Share Posted August 2, 2018 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: WHAT IS THIS THING, AN ASS WIPER OR A GUITAR AMP? Both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Just now, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: Both Take my guitar with me to the toilet.... sounds like fun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Share Posted August 2, 2018 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Take my guitar with me to the toilet.... sounds like fun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: Post pics I would only do it on video reciting the pledge of allegiance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Share Posted August 2, 2018 Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I would only do it on video reciting the pledge of allegiance. Backwards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 1 minute ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: Some of that speech bubble is cut off, what's left doesn't form a coherent thought. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: Backwards? I'm not trying to conjure satanic America. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 28 minutes ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: Are you France Heavens no, that's worse than being Dutch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Share Posted August 2, 2018 The Dutch aren’t even real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 22 minutes ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: U N D E R P A N T S B I D E Tfingers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Just now, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: The Dutch aren’t even real Pennsylvania Dutch are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Share Posted August 2, 2018 Just now, Rogue_Alphonse said: B I D E Tfingers Is this ghost in the Shell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Share Posted August 2, 2018 Just now, Rogue_Alphonse said: Pennsylvania Dutch are Those are just the Amish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Just now, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: Is this ghost in the Shell It's Finger in the Smell 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Share Posted August 2, 2018 Someone at work today pooped on the toilet seat and I wanna cut their butt off will the roto wiper help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 1 minute ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: Someone at work today pooped on the toilet seat and I wanna cut their butt off will the roto wiper help Replace brush wheel with wire wheel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: The Dutch aren’t even real That's what my parents told me. But then again, I've been to the land of the Dutch. Very grey, very wet. The wooden shoes are surprisingly comfortable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 1 minute ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: Someone at work today pooped on the toilet seat and I wanna cut their butt off will the roto wiper help Someone actually shit in the urinal at my job and I had to clean it. I felt like I was living in a bad stoner comedy movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Share Posted August 2, 2018 Just now, empty said: Someone actually shit in the urinal at my job and I had to clean it. I felt like I was living in a bad stoner comedy movie. We aren’t allowed to clean poop. We have to call a third party one time in high school one of my stoner friends pooped in a sink at a Taco Bell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 58 minutes ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: I feel like this is more sex toy than cleaning item 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Share Posted August 2, 2018 Butt toys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 25 minutes ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: We aren’t allowed to clean poop. We have to call a third party one time in high school one of my stoner friends pooped in a sink at a Taco Bell I hope they burn in hell even if there is no such place. I will create it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Share Posted August 2, 2018 29 minutes ago, empty said: I hope they burn in hell even if there is no such place. I will create it. You should cut their butt off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 That won't satisfy me. I will create a super slide just slightly larger than the dimensions of their hips and I will line it with razor blades and I will place a pool of isopropyl alcohol at the end of it and around the pool of alcohol in a thirty meter radius will be mounds of salt yes, I will have my vengeance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpgamer Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Soooo, has anybody asked how that thing is supposed to stay clean? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 31 minutes ago, rpgamer said: Soooo, has anybody asked how that thing is supposed to stay clean? I felt like we all knew it was ShitSmear 5000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpgamer Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Smear? I'm imagining once it's all clogged up with ass hair, shit's gonna be splattered from floor to ceiling. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 1 minute ago, rpgamer said: Smear? I'm imagining once it's all clogged up with ass hair, shit's gonna be splattered from floor to ceiling. I've been on my back laughing for about two minutes imagining this thing flinging shit in 360 degrees. Turn it on and the first thing hit is your balls. ShitSlinger 360 Jesus Christ my stomach hurts. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Share Posted August 2, 2018 1 hour ago, empty said: That won't satisfy me. I will create a super slide just slightly larger than the dimensions of their hips and I will line it with razor blades and I will place a pool of isopropyl alcohol at the end of it and around the pool of alcohol in a thirty meter radius will be mounds of salt yes, I will have my vengeance. Are youSatan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted August 2, 2018 Author Share Posted August 2, 2018 9 minutes ago, rpgamer said: Smear? I'm imagining once it's all clogged up with ass hair, shit's gonna be splattered from floor to ceiling. It doubles as a way to paint your bathroom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: Are youSatan No, I'm just some dude who got really really mad that he had to fish a person's turd out of the urinal with his hand and then unstop it while smelling the stench of stale feces. Yes I had gloves but that didn't make it any more enjoyable. There was fucking corn in it. Edited August 2, 2018 by empty 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Back to the subject of the Roto Wipe, I don't fancy having to clean it after every use, and I bet it's a bitch to clean anyway. I'll continue killing trees to clean my ass, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 12 minutes ago, empty said: Back to the subject of the Roto Wipe, I don't fancy having to clean it after every use, and I bet it's a bitch to clean anyway. I'll continue killing trees to clean my ass, thanks. What about this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Marijuana is illegal and immoral and I won't enable druggies, young man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpgamer Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 I've also just realized you would have to install this after you've taken a shit. Hopping around with your pants around your ankles, squeezing that shit smear up your whole crack, fiddling around with this thing in the bowl where you've just taken a shit. Better hope you got it good and clean last time you used it, or you're just smearing shit all over your hands trying to get this in place. At that rate, if you really want to save on toilet paper, you may as well just wipe your ass with your hand and save yourself the trouble. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, empty said: Marijuana is illegal and immoral and I won't enable druggies, young man. What about in 2024 when a democratic president will probably be elected, and they probably make marijuana legal at the federal level? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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