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I'll be here, guys. I have a fruvolous legal situation that my spurned ex has put me in, but I'll make sure she doesn't win this because I believe in justice and America.

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Just now, fuggstop said:

Dont he just brush those off like flies?

He collects them - hangs them on the wall like doctors and lawyers hang diplomas.

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3 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

What happened? 

Honestly, yeah I do I have to be in court in a few days. I'll actually win this one. More worried about my bench warrant coming up.

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Just now, mthor said:

He collects them - hangs them on the wall like doctors and lawyers hang diplomas.

I hope so and it warns any girl who actually goes home with him.

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Just now, Zenigundam said:

Honestly, yeah I do I have to be in court in a few days. I'll actually win this one. More worried about my bench warrant coming up.

Why do u need to be in court?

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Just now, fuggstop said:

Why do u need to be in court?

It's complicated. Basically my ex didn't know when to give up the ghost and I fell into one of her stupid, little traps. I'll explain it in detail once the court case is over.

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Just now, Zenigundam said:

It's complicated. Basically my ex didn't know when to give up the ghost and I fell into one of her stupid, little traps. I'll explain it in detail once the court case is over.

I hope this is more trolling.

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Just now, Misaka said:

He's about to get deported  so its his last chance to come clean 

Uh, you do know that Puerto Rico is a US territory.

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2 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Helps, we talked about this.  Lay off the racist shit, right?

Now how is it racist?  He brags about dating girls under 17 drinks in the job and brags about ot here

 

1 minute ago, mthor said:

Uh, you do know that Puerto Rico is a US territory.

..... it's been years since my last history class sorry

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7 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

You're killing me, helps.

I've had a lot of stuff going on so plus I never hear about so it never clicks

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1 minute ago, Misaka said:

Tl;dr life makes me forget what is important 

Bro... I don't know what kind of stress makes you forget the territorial boundaries of you own fucking country.

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Just now, Ginguy said:

Being in love isn't a crime; violating a restraining order on the other hand....

 

Judges will be lenient about them I think because they're really "I need time and space to think things through" orders, so basically violating them is like handing in a homework assignment late.

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44 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Bro... I don't know what kind of stress makes you forget the territorial boundaries of you own fucking country.

money and idiots

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1 hour ago, Zenigundam said:

Judges will be lenient about them I think because they're really "I need time and space to think things through" orders, so basically violating them is like handing in a homework assignment late.

That's sound legal theory Zeni, go with it....

Also, you don't need a high-priced lawyer, that's just for betas. Go it alone, alpha male lone wolf style.

 

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Funny thing, Zeni could be facing up to 18 months in jail and a $20,000 fine if found in contempt of court (violating the RO against him).

 

 

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2 hours ago, Ginguy said:

Funny thing, Zeni could be facing up to 18 months in jail and a $20,000 fine if found in contempt of court (violating the RO against him).

 

 

Contempt? That's only if you curse out the judge and knock him out.

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