sahockeygrl15 Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 5 minutes ago, empty said: Is it unethical to eat them? *dips shrimp into cocktail sauce* I’m sorry... you were saying?
molarbear Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 9 minutes ago, empty said: Is it unethical to eat them? I feel like this question is easily answered by simply stealing the Wonder Twins rings and transforming into a shrimp then writing a memoir about your time as a shrimp
SlappyKincaid Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 They have sensations. In that they can sense things.
SlappyKincaid Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 18 minutes ago, stilgar said: I don't know, @Zenigundamdo you have feelings? he has feelings of inadequacy that manifest as whatever the fuck he thinks when he posts 2
SlappyKincaid Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 Serious answer: No. They barely have a "brain". They are a stomach with eyes and flippers.
NaBarney Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 26 minutes ago, SlappyKincaid said: Serious answer: No. They barely have a "brain". They are a stomach with eyes and flippers. Don't listen. Tthis sick speciesism 1
GunStarHero Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 Mine just kinda scurry around and eat the shit on the bottom of my aquariums. Even if they get bopped or attacked by a fish they don't seem to care. So no.
PenguinBoss Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 2 hours ago, empty said: Is it unethical to eat them? The question isn't so shrimple.
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2018 Author Posted June 26, 2018 3 hours ago, sahockeygrl15 said: *dips shrimp into cocktail sauce* I’m sorry... you were saying? Is it unethical to eat shrimp?
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2018 Author Posted June 26, 2018 3 hours ago, nameraka said: Yes No Yes i'm hungry no fuck... Get to panhandling, bucko.
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2018 Author Posted June 26, 2018 3 hours ago, molarbear said: I feel like this question is easily answered by simply stealing the Wonder Twins rings and transforming into a shrimp then writing a memoir about your time as a shrimp I feel like there's an easier way.
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2018 Author Posted June 26, 2018 3 hours ago, stilgar said: I don't know, @Zenigundamdo you have feelings? hey now I wasn't trying to start shit with the Alpha of all UEMB.
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2018 Author Posted June 26, 2018 3 hours ago, SlappyKincaid said: They have sensations. In that they can sense things. So can they tell when they get their heads cut off, disemboweled, and thrown still twitching into a pot of boiling water? This is the key.
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2018 Author Posted June 26, 2018 3 hours ago, SlappyKincaid said: Serious answer: No. They barely have a "brain". They are a stomach with eyes and flippers. To be fair, most of the posters on this site could qualify as stomachs with eyes and flippers. 2
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2018 Author Posted June 26, 2018 2 hours ago, Nabloom said: Don't listen. Tthis sick speciesism This discrimination against plants also needs to stop. It's speciesism, pure and simple. Don't plants feel feels? If you prick them, do they not ooze sticky liquid? When you harm them, do they not shrink back very, very slowly? Shit man we need to figure out a 100% synthetic means of sustenance for humanity, this abuse must end somewhere.
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2018 Author Posted June 26, 2018 1 hour ago, GunStarHero said: Mine just kinda scurry around and eat the shit on the bottom of my aquariums. Even if they get bopped or attacked by a fish they don't seem to care. So no. Are they those creepy rainbow looking shrimp that incapacitate their prey with miniature shockwaves?
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2018 Author Posted June 26, 2018 1 hour ago, PenguinBoss said: The question isn't so shrimple. whoa WHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DAMN DUDE
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 1 hour ago, PenguinBoss said: The question isn't so shrimple. I think there was another person that needed a snare drum thrown at them but I can't remember who it was.
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2018 Author Posted June 26, 2018 1 hour ago, PenguinBoss said: The question isn't so shrimple. 3 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I think there was another person that needed a snare drum thrown at them but I can't remember who it was. 1
Sandstone Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 I fucking hope they have feelings. I love the satisfying crunch of biting their little delicious torsos off.
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2018 Author Posted June 26, 2018 Just now, Sandstone said: I fucking hope they have feelings. I love the satisfying crunch of biting their little delicious torsos off. 1
Sandstone Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 Just now, empty said: I am laughing at this so hard. Thanks for giving me my daily dose of feeling like a psychopath. *hugs*
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2018 Author Posted June 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Sandstone said: I am laughing at this so hard. Thanks for giving me my daily dose of feeling like a psychopath. *hugs* Long-dead memes are my business, and business is booming right now.
Sandstone Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, empty said: Long-dead memes are my business, and business is booming right now. You really have to take pleasure in the small things these days, like crushing up small delicious critters with your teeth.
Sandstone Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 Just now, empty said: All shellfish must die. We need some to reproduce so I can keep eating them. I am a genocidal maniac that needs to consume entire lineages for his perverse pleasure.
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2018 Author Posted June 26, 2018 Remember that one episode of Futurama where all the anchovies were gone and Mom wanted Fry's can of anchovies to make robot oil because it was so precious? That's what we're going to be doing with shrimp. 1
PenguinBoss Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 44 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I think there was another person that needed a snare drum thrown at them but I can't remember who it was. Marlin Brando? Jude Craw?
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