Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 Is it unethical to eat them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 5 minutes ago, empty said: Is it unethical to eat them? *dips shrimp into cocktail sauce* I’m sorry... you were saying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 Yes No Yes i'm hungry no fuck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 9 minutes ago, empty said: Is it unethical to eat them? I feel like this question is easily answered by simply stealing the Wonder Twins rings and transforming into a shrimp then writing a memoir about your time as a shrimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 I don't know, @Zenigundamdo you have feelings? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 They have sensations. In that they can sense things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 18 minutes ago, stilgar said: I don't know, @Zenigundamdo you have feelings? he has feelings of inadequacy that manifest as whatever the fuck he thinks when he posts 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 Serious answer: No. They barely have a "brain". They are a stomach with eyes and flippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 Dude yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 26 minutes ago, SlappyKincaid said: Serious answer: No. They barely have a "brain". They are a stomach with eyes and flippers. Don't listen. Tthis sick speciesism 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 Mine just kinda scurry around and eat the shit on the bottom of my aquariums. Even if they get bopped or attacked by a fish they don't seem to care. So no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 2 hours ago, empty said: Is it unethical to eat them? The question isn't so shrimple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2018 Author Share Posted June 26, 2018 3 hours ago, sahockeygrl15 said: *dips shrimp into cocktail sauce* I’m sorry... you were saying? Is it unethical to eat shrimp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2018 Author Share Posted June 26, 2018 3 hours ago, nameraka said: Yes No Yes i'm hungry no fuck... Get to panhandling, bucko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2018 Author Share Posted June 26, 2018 3 hours ago, molarbear said: I feel like this question is easily answered by simply stealing the Wonder Twins rings and transforming into a shrimp then writing a memoir about your time as a shrimp I feel like there's an easier way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2018 Author Share Posted June 26, 2018 3 hours ago, stilgar said: I don't know, @Zenigundamdo you have feelings? hey now I wasn't trying to start shit with the Alpha of all UEMB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2018 Author Share Posted June 26, 2018 3 hours ago, SlappyKincaid said: They have sensations. In that they can sense things. So can they tell when they get their heads cut off, disemboweled, and thrown still twitching into a pot of boiling water? This is the key. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2018 Author Share Posted June 26, 2018 3 hours ago, SlappyKincaid said: Serious answer: No. They barely have a "brain". They are a stomach with eyes and flippers. To be fair, most of the posters on this site could qualify as stomachs with eyes and flippers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2018 Author Share Posted June 26, 2018 2 hours ago, Nabloom said: Don't listen. Tthis sick speciesism This discrimination against plants also needs to stop. It's speciesism, pure and simple. Don't plants feel feels? If you prick them, do they not ooze sticky liquid? When you harm them, do they not shrink back very, very slowly? Shit man we need to figure out a 100% synthetic means of sustenance for humanity, this abuse must end somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2018 Author Share Posted June 26, 2018 1 hour ago, GunStarHero said: Mine just kinda scurry around and eat the shit on the bottom of my aquariums. Even if they get bopped or attacked by a fish they don't seem to care. So no. Are they those creepy rainbow looking shrimp that incapacitate their prey with miniature shockwaves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2018 Author Share Posted June 26, 2018 1 hour ago, PenguinBoss said: The question isn't so shrimple. whoa WHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DAMN DUDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 1 hour ago, PenguinBoss said: The question isn't so shrimple. I think there was another person that needed a snare drum thrown at them but I can't remember who it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2018 Author Share Posted June 26, 2018 1 hour ago, PenguinBoss said: The question isn't so shrimple. 3 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I think there was another person that needed a snare drum thrown at them but I can't remember who it was. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 I fucking hope they have feelings. I love the satisfying crunch of biting their little delicious torsos off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2018 Author Share Posted June 26, 2018 Just now, Sandstone said: I fucking hope they have feelings. I love the satisfying crunch of biting their little delicious torsos off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 Just now, empty said: I am laughing at this so hard. Thanks for giving me my daily dose of feeling like a psychopath. *hugs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2018 Author Share Posted June 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Sandstone said: I am laughing at this so hard. Thanks for giving me my daily dose of feeling like a psychopath. *hugs* Long-dead memes are my business, and business is booming right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, empty said: Long-dead memes are my business, and business is booming right now. You really have to take pleasure in the small things these days, like crushing up small delicious critters with your teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2018 Author Share Posted June 26, 2018 All shellfish must die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 Just now, empty said: All shellfish must die. We need some to reproduce so I can keep eating them. I am a genocidal maniac that needs to consume entire lineages for his perverse pleasure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2018 Author Share Posted June 26, 2018 Remember that one episode of Futurama where all the anchovies were gone and Mom wanted Fry's can of anchovies to make robot oil because it was so precious? That's what we're going to be doing with shrimp. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 44 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I think there was another person that needed a snare drum thrown at them but I can't remember who it was. Marlin Brando? Jude Craw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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