Zenigundam Posted June 21, 2018 Author Posted June 21, 2018 Please stick to the poll options, sir. *steps to you*
Israeli_Jericho941 Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 Please sir... I'm well versed in all the Step it Up and Stomp the Yard movies... Hope you have the wambulance on speed dial. 3
Hornshire Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 P.S. We would have gone with the third option if the sort of pathetic loser who votes a compliment to himself in a poll he created wasn't exactly the type of lone wolf douchebag we deserve. 1
Juice McKenzie Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 You can't be considered an alpha until you wear your alpha pumps
fuggstop Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 I really dont know. But yeah i guess if all those stories are true. Esp the restraining order and making girls cry part.
Zenigundam Posted June 21, 2018 Author Posted June 21, 2018 6 minutes ago, fuggstop said: I really dont know. But yeah i guess if all those stories are true. Esp the restraining order and making girls cry part. How are those stories bad? They cried because of pent up guilt, and if you read the details behind the one restraining order, you'd know that in my case it was because she was indecisive and needed time to sort out her feelings because she was deciding between me and another OKC guy (who ultimately rejected her), and I know because I was following the FB action she would like anything he uploaded and when he logged into OKC, she would too, back when you could see the times that people logged in and logged out (that's since been changed).
fuggstop Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 7 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: How are those stories bad? They cried because of pent up guilt, and if you read the details behind the one restraining order, you'd know that in my case it was because she was indecisive and needed time to sort out her feelings because she was deciding between me and another OKC guy (who ultimately rejected her), and I know because I was following the FB action she would like anything he uploaded and when he logged into OKC, she would too, back when you could see the times that people logged in and logged out (that's since been changed). Uuhhhhh *backs away slowly*
Zenigundam Posted June 21, 2018 Author Posted June 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Uuhhhhh *backs away slowly* No no no. Don't back away...
naraku360 Posted June 22, 2018 Posted June 22, 2018 7 hours ago, Zenigundam said: No no no. Don't back away... The moment when Zeni gets rejected by the resident ho..... Lol 1
Zenigundam Posted June 22, 2018 Author Posted June 22, 2018 14 hours ago, stilgar said: No, douche bags get to be around vaginas. Vote no then, chump.
Zenigundam Posted June 22, 2018 Author Posted June 22, 2018 12 hours ago, naraku360 said: The moment when Zeni gets rejected by the resident ho..... Lol I didn't get rejected. Didn't make an advance first of all, and she misunderstood my restraining order situation. But you would know about being rejected by the ladies, so you really almost made me believe you until I thought the whole thing over! 😏
naraku360 Posted June 22, 2018 Posted June 22, 2018 14 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Not even prostitutes will sleep with me. 😏 Yeah, you are creepy and fat.
Zenigundam Posted June 22, 2018 Author Posted June 22, 2018 13 minutes ago, mthor said: Truth hurts. "Truth"? This poll is inconclusive if anything, 70% vs. 30%.
Zenigundam Posted June 22, 2018 Author Posted June 22, 2018 1 minute ago, naraku360 said: Yeah, you are creepy and fat. naraku, you know that if we fight IRL, you'll get murked, right?⛹️♂️
naraku360 Posted June 22, 2018 Posted June 22, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: naraku, you know that if we fight IRL, you'll get murked, right?⛹️♂️ You'd break your hand if I blocked your punch with a plastic bag. 1
Zenigundam Posted June 22, 2018 Author Posted June 22, 2018 Just now, naraku360 said: You'd break your hand if I blocked your punch with a plastic bag. Ahhh beta males... so powerful behind the confines of their locked bedrooms as they pound away at their keyboards... 🌞
naraku360 Posted June 22, 2018 Posted June 22, 2018 42 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Ahhh beta males... so powerful behind the confines of their locked bedrooms as they pound away at their keyboards... 🌞 Strange way to talk about yourself...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted June 22, 2018 Posted June 22, 2018 You know, I gotta say this thread would have been far funnier if there was no yes option.
Zenigundam Posted June 22, 2018 Author Posted June 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: *looks at question* Yep. That's not a poll option. Please read carefully. That's poor reading comprehension. 🤦♂️
Zenigundam Posted June 22, 2018 Author Posted June 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: *looks at question* Yep. Perhaps you meant "Yes".
lupin_bebop Posted June 22, 2018 Posted June 22, 2018 59 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Perhaps you meant "Yes". Oh.......you so DO understand English now? Okay.
lupin_bebop Posted June 22, 2018 Posted June 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: That's not a poll option. Please read carefully. That's poor reading comprehension. 🤦♂️ Actually, that's poor on YOUR part. I'm sorry that the English language is so hard for you. It's not too far of a stretch that a colloquialism such as "Yep" goes above and beyond your intellect. I is sorry, massa. Maybe next time, I talk like my kinfolk so you get me better and da white folk don't tink I knows words.
Zenigundam Posted June 23, 2018 Author Posted June 23, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, VegetaFajita said: I think permavirgin is a better term That's not a word, young man. Also, no girl is getting near you with an avatar like that one. Edited June 23, 2018 by Zenigundam
Zenigundam Posted June 23, 2018 Author Posted June 23, 2018 2 hours ago, VegetaFajita said: I think permavirgin is a better term Use a thesaurus to find the word you're looking for, don't just make words up out of thin air.
quebecelegy Posted June 23, 2018 Posted June 23, 2018 people who make continuously HOT 🔥 threads on the UEMB can't be douchebags.
Zenigundam Posted June 23, 2018 Author Posted June 23, 2018 Just now, quebecelegy said: people who make continuously HOT 🔥 threads on the UEMB can't be douchebags. Bro... I really like your logic. You think these things through! Cast your vote! 💪
Zenigundam Posted June 24, 2018 Author Posted June 24, 2018 On 6/22/2018 at 6:29 PM, lupin_bebop said: Actually, that's poor on YOUR part. I'm sorry that the English language is so hard for you. It's not too far of a stretch that a colloquialism such as "Yep" goes above and beyond your intellect. I is sorry, massa. Maybe next time, I talk like my kinfolk so you get me better and da white folk don't tink I knows words. tl;dr 🐭
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