Zenigundam Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 She's only 18, and in HS I believe, but I still am paranoid that she might be getting pounded right now. My eyes are shifting back and forth. She can't do this to me.
sahockeygrl15 Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 She's only 18, and in HS I believe, but I still am paranoid that she might be getting pounded right now. My eyes are shifting back and forth. She can't do this to me. . Back away from your computer
Swimmod_Luna Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 She's only 18, and in HS I believe, but I still am paranoid that she might be getting pounded right now. My eyes are shifting back and forth. She can't do this to me. Zeni. Stop. Just. Stop. Like. If this is all just a bit, you've run the joke into the ground now and can stop. If you're serious then for the love of god go get help before you shoot up a sorority. Please.
Zenigundam Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 . Back away from your computer Nah I don't think it's a good idea to look for her tonight. I'll stay home and go to YouTube. My neck's really sore because I spent the whole day as a juror for this alternative dispute resolution thing, and I think it'd be over the top for me to back away from my computer and go looking for her just to beat up her skinny boy lover who is trying to pilfer the goods. I trust her now. She's at home on her couch, alone, while her parents enforce her midnight bedtime.
Zenigundam Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 She is getting pounded by multiple guys *grabs you* Nrrooooohhhh!!!! >
Zenigundam Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 Track her down and find out. Lol! That's so crazy how you thought something I was thinking, but nah that'll just make it seem like I have trust issues!
Zenigundam Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 Zeni. Stop. Just. Stop. Ok, but only if she stops first. She needs to tell me why she logged out mid-convo! <3
Daos Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 Hey the man knows how to commit to a bit. Andy Kaufman would be proud of you sir.
Ric Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 Lol! That's so crazy how you thought something I was thinking, but nah that'll just make it seem like I have trust issues! Dude, you can't trust OKC bitches. That's perfectly normal.
Zenigundam Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 Except for the part when she says, "You're not gonna stand here and call women bitches." That was weak!
Zenigundam Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 K she logged back in and replied. She still has some explaining to do though, but I'm satisfied that she woke up in the early morning as opposed to logging back in at one in the afternoon or something because then I'd really think she slept with somebody else before replying to me. All is well now. <3
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 She doesn't have any Zeni in her yet.
Zenigundam Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 Those couple of OKC dates were glorious. She was my favorite girlfriend, I just wish she hadn't logged back in on that fateful day and left me in the dust. That day opened my eyes to what they're really about.
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 The OKC stuff is running thin. Find a new stick.
StarPanda Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 The OKC stuff is running thin. Find a new stick.
Zenigundam Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 I'm not giving up on OkCupid until I get a hot girlfriend off of there. And the next hot girl I go out with from there, I'm gonna make sure she doesn't log back into OKC and con me!
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 I'd say your better then that but we know that's not true.
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