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8 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Took me a while to get that. Gave you a pity like to be able to find humor in it when it used to be a huge trigger for you.

I was talking to one of my managers the other day, whose father is one foot in.

Told him if he engaged in any online communities don't let anyone know.

It's like sailing a boat built from chum.

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1 hour ago, pail said:

My dad is a lot like Ash, from Pokemon.

In name only, though...

Glad you can joke about it. When my grandpa died, who is probably one of the people in the world I cared about more than anyone I've yet known, I couldn't stop making jokes at his funeral. He died slow and he got to spend time with people before he died. We went for a ride to the house he grew up in which became historical for some reason, something was being developed where it was so it was picked up and moved.When we got back to his apartment I was helping him out of the car and I noticed he needed more than a guiding hand, so I became a bar that supported him, and I'll never forget how proudly he looked at me. He was probably the funniest person I've known. 40's delivery jokes and everything, it was like being related to Don Rickles.

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On 6/8/2018 at 1:30 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

My dad just posted on facebook a meme based on the picture of a guy hella checking out a girl walking by, next to his very jealous girlfriend.

My dad is 69 years old. And he is posting memes. 

:|

My Mom has a FB

there are times when I make comments where she'll drop my first, middle, and last name in a reply and I still go full on Defcon 1 "OH SHIT I'M IN TROUBLE!"

 

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2 hours ago, molarbear said:

My Mom has a FB

there are times when I make comments where she'll drop my first, middle, and last name in a reply and I still go full on Defcon 1 "OH SHIT I'M IN TROUBLE!"

 

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11 hours ago, molarbear said:

My Mom has a FB

there are times when I make comments where she'll drop my first, middle, and last name in a reply and I still go full on Defcon 1 "OH SHIT I'M IN TROUBLE!"

 

I recently added my mother on FB, as well as my aunts. Nearly everything they post looks something like this:
"Lawd have mercy! I figgered me and ma susta guhs could go to da pool but that dern wind got me a hollerin! Ummm no! Now we just chillin in da house! lol"  

The rest is them tagging one another (or at least attempting to) in those hokey senior citizen ass memes. 

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9 hours ago, GunStarHero said:

I recently added my mother on FB, as well as my aunts. Nearly everything they post looks something like this:
"Lawd have mercy! I figgered me and ma susta guhs could go to da pool but that dern wind got me a hollerin! Ummm no! Now we just chillin in da house! lol"  

The rest is them tagging one another (or at least attempting to) in those hokey senior citizen ass memes. 

My Ma just likes photos of all my cousins baby's and shares 8 year old memes

I also have a really close female friend who I share a constant stream of insulting banter that I thought was on pause because she had recently had another kid so I was like "hey hope you're doing ok!"

and then she was all "hope your dick falls off loser!" and then here comes Mom with the sub comment of "you go girlfriend! (*que emoji that makes no sense)"

thus I kinda stopped using FB

 

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On 6/8/2018 at 2:30 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

My dad just posted on facebook a meme based on the picture of a guy hella checking out a girl walking by, next to his very jealous girlfriend.

My dad is 69 years old. And he is posting memes. 

:|

show him the rest of that series of stock images where the guy cheats, his girlfriend leaves him, he kidnaps his girlfriend and tries to kill her, the other girl rescues her, kills the boyfriend, and they become lesbians

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