Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 My dad just posted on facebook a meme based on the picture of a guy hella checking out a girl walking by, next to his very jealous girlfriend. My dad is 69 years old. And he is posting memes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 My dad is a lot like Ash, from Pokemon. In name only, though... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 8, 2018 Author Share Posted June 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, pail said: My dad is a lot like Ash, from Pokemon. In name only, though... Took me a while to get that. Gave you a pity like to be able to find humor in it when it used to be a huge trigger for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Took me a while to get that. Gave you a pity like to be able to find humor in it when it used to be a huge trigger for you. I was talking to one of my managers the other day, whose father is one foot in. Told him if he engaged in any online communities don't let anyone know. It's like sailing a boat built from chum. Edited June 8, 2018 by pail Misspelled word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 8, 2018 Author Share Posted June 8, 2018 Just now, pail said: I was talking to one of my managers the other day, whose father is one foot in. Told him if he engaged in any online communities don't let anyone know. It's like sailing a boat built from chum. Yeah I've learned it's generally not wise to bear your soul online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 1 hour ago, pail said: My dad is a lot like Ash, from Pokemon. In name only, though... Glad you can joke about it. When my grandpa died, who is probably one of the people in the world I cared about more than anyone I've yet known, I couldn't stop making jokes at his funeral. He died slow and he got to spend time with people before he died. We went for a ride to the house he grew up in which became historical for some reason, something was being developed where it was so it was picked up and moved.When we got back to his apartment I was helping him out of the car and I noticed he needed more than a guiding hand, so I became a bar that supported him, and I'll never forget how proudly he looked at me. He was probably the funniest person I've known. 40's delivery jokes and everything, it was like being related to Don Rickles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opium Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 Your dad is 69, which is also one of the best sex positions. This grants him youth in spirit and maybe in girth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 21 hours ago, pail said: My dad is a lot like Ash, from Pokemon. In name only, though... Dude.... Wut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 9, 2018 Author Share Posted June 9, 2018 5 hours ago, Opium said: Your dad is 69, which is also one of the best sex positions. This grants him youth in spirit and maybe in girth. I can't wait until my dad's birthday, so I can emphasize how old he is without having to worry about replies like these. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 On 6/8/2018 at 1:30 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: My dad just posted on facebook a meme based on the picture of a guy hella checking out a girl walking by, next to his very jealous girlfriend. My dad is 69 years old. And he is posting memes. My Mom has a FB there are times when I make comments where she'll drop my first, middle, and last name in a reply and I still go full on Defcon 1 "OH SHIT I'M IN TROUBLE!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 2 hours ago, molarbear said: My Mom has a FB there are times when I make comments where she'll drop my first, middle, and last name in a reply and I still go full on Defcon 1 "OH SHIT I'M IN TROUBLE!" Benedict Hoggleton Delacroix IV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 6 hours ago, scoobdog said: Dude.... Wut? It's not that complex. Even DMA figured it out pretty quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 6 hours ago, pail said: It's not that complex. Even DMA figured it out pretty quick. No, I get it. Just registering my shock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 11 hours ago, molarbear said: My Mom has a FB there are times when I make comments where she'll drop my first, middle, and last name in a reply and I still go full on Defcon 1 "OH SHIT I'M IN TROUBLE!" I recently added my mother on FB, as well as my aunts. Nearly everything they post looks something like this: "Lawd have mercy! I figgered me and ma susta guhs could go to da pool but that dern wind got me a hollerin! Ummm no! Now we just chillin in da house! lol" The rest is them tagging one another (or at least attempting to) in those hokey senior citizen ass memes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 9 hours ago, GunStarHero said: I recently added my mother on FB, as well as my aunts. Nearly everything they post looks something like this: "Lawd have mercy! I figgered me and ma susta guhs could go to da pool but that dern wind got me a hollerin! Ummm no! Now we just chillin in da house! lol" The rest is them tagging one another (or at least attempting to) in those hokey senior citizen ass memes. My Ma just likes photos of all my cousins baby's and shares 8 year old memes I also have a really close female friend who I share a constant stream of insulting banter that I thought was on pause because she had recently had another kid so I was like "hey hope you're doing ok!" and then she was all "hope your dick falls off loser!" and then here comes Mom with the sub comment of "you go girlfriend! (*que emoji that makes no sense)" thus I kinda stopped using FB 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Says-No Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 time for you to get on his level Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 18 hours ago, pail said: Benedict Hoggleton Delacroix IV EVERY SINGLE TIME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 11, 2018 Author Share Posted June 11, 2018 22 hours ago, God-Says-No said: time for you to get on his level If I post any memes, they're going to be here, not FB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 On 6/8/2018 at 2:30 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: My dad just posted on facebook a meme based on the picture of a guy hella checking out a girl walking by, next to his very jealous girlfriend. My dad is 69 years old. And he is posting memes. show him the rest of that series of stock images where the guy cheats, his girlfriend leaves him, he kidnaps his girlfriend and tries to kill her, the other girl rescues her, kills the boyfriend, and they become lesbians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 11, 2018 Author Share Posted June 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, mochi said: show him the rest of that series of stock images where the guy cheats, his girlfriend leaves him, he kidnaps his girlfriend and tries to kill her, the other girl rescues her, kills the boyfriend, and they become lesbians Nah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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