fairly positive I just experienced a miracle

[molarbear]

I did laundry and not a single sock was left without a partner after exiting the dryer

 

[CAC]

amazing...

[molarbear]

7 hours ago, CAC said:

amazing...

You clearly don't have a family of sock stealing goblins living in your dryer

[Mix]

I've heard of such miracles but never imagined they had actually come to pass 

[molarbear]

17 minutes ago, Mix said:

I've heard of such miracles but never imagined they had actually come to pass 

first time it's ever happened for me

normally I end up with mismatched Frankenstein socks

[lupin_bebop]

Congratulations.

[CAC]

4 hours ago, molarbear said:

You clearly don't have a family of sock stealing goblins living in your dryer

I so do.

[Vamped]

[GunStarHero]

I never have that problem. Then again I make sure to threaten each sock that I will burn their partner if they go missing before doing laundry. 

[molarbear]

27 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

I never have that problem. Then again I make sure to threaten each sock that I will burn their partner if they go missing before doing laundry. 

I've attempted to threaten my socks but it never works

they still run away during the drying process

[Lasty]

What kind of sorcery is this?

[Hornshire]

7 hours ago, Lasty said:

What kind of sorcery is this?

Where We come from, they call it the buddy system.

[AstroCreep]

 That's a truly prophetic occurrence, god will call on you to seek out all the lost socks of the universe.

[Lasty]

1 hour ago, Kweerie said:

Where We come from, they call it the buddy system.

Sounds like a neat place...

[molarbear]

1 hour ago, AstroCreep said:

 That's a truly prophetic occurrence, god will call on you to seek out all the lost socks of the universe.

Fuck dude... I can't even find mine when they go missing