That_One_Guy Posted May 5, 2018 Posted May 5, 2018 I have this cousin (currently doing 10 years in prison for robbing people while he was high on Xanax) who had a hardcore way of cleansing his system if he had to take a piss test. He would take a very small piece of paper towel, roll it into a ball, dip it in bleach, and swallow it. It would make him piss almost nonstop and it was so strong you could smell it in the other room. Shit smelled like straight bleach. I thought most people did this but apparently they don't. Btw I don't advocate it.
Drunkenwarrior Posted May 5, 2018 Posted May 5, 2018 ''Currently in prison for robbing people while high on xanax'' Maybe that;s why popping a bleach pill is bad.....
That_One_Guy Posted May 5, 2018 Author Posted May 5, 2018 On 5/5/2018 at 3:28 AM, Drunkenwarrior said: ''Currently in prison for robbing people while high on xanax'' Maybe that;s why popping a bleach pill is bad..... Expand Most likely. Pills changed him a lot
Drunkenwarrior Posted May 5, 2018 Posted May 5, 2018 On 5/5/2018 at 3:30 AM, That_One_Guy said: Most likely. Pills changed him a lot Expand Everyone I know that's done them has fucked their life up
That_One_Guy Posted May 5, 2018 Author Posted May 5, 2018 On 5/5/2018 at 3:33 AM, Drunkenwarrior said: Everyone I know that's done them has fucked their life up Expand Yet weed is illegal.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 5, 2018 Posted May 5, 2018 On 5/5/2018 at 3:37 AM, That_One_Guy said: Yet weed is illegal. Expand The tide is changing, man. The tide is changing...
//>wagz./ Posted May 5, 2018 Posted May 5, 2018 On 5/5/2018 at 3:33 AM, Drunkenwarrior said: Everyone I know that's done them has fucked their life up Expand //> yep and they were all teenagers too. "Ohhhhhbh yoooo bro yous just gots too try em" and it was sad see ./
Drunkenwarrior Posted May 5, 2018 Posted May 5, 2018 On 5/5/2018 at 3:38 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: The tide is changing, man. The tide is changing... Expand That a tide pod joke?
Drunkenwarrior Posted May 5, 2018 Posted May 5, 2018 On 5/5/2018 at 3:38 AM, //>wagz./ said: //> yep and they were all teenagers too. "Ohhhhhbh yoooo bro yous just gots too try em" and it was sad see ./ Expand MMHMM sure thing
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 5, 2018 Posted May 5, 2018 On 5/5/2018 at 4:28 AM, Drunkenwarrior said: That a tide pod joke? Expand Well it wasn't intended to be... But I guess it can be now.
SlappyKincaid Posted May 5, 2018 Posted May 5, 2018 (edited) I retract my previously made joke, as there was no need to make it. Instead I will offer this. Edited May 5, 2018 by SlappyKincaid asfdgfhgjhkuiygtfc
Vamped Posted May 5, 2018 Posted May 5, 2018 >.> sometimes i just eat the left over paper that gets stuck on Now or Laters so ... who am I to judge
Drunkenwarrior Posted May 5, 2018 Posted May 5, 2018 On 5/5/2018 at 3:37 AM, That_One_Guy said: Yet weed is illegal. Expand I've been trying to decide if weed is partially responsible for my recent setback in life
1938 Packard Posted May 6, 2018 Posted May 6, 2018 On 5/5/2018 at 3:38 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: The tide is changing, man. The tide is changing... Expand So's the Tide pod.
Mix Posted May 6, 2018 Posted May 6, 2018 (edited) On 5/5/2018 at 3:14 AM, That_One_Guy said: I have this cousin (currently doing 10 years in prison for robbing people while he was high on Xanax) who had a hardcore way of cleansing his system if he had to take a piss test. He would take a very small piece of paper towel, roll it into a ball, dip it in bleach, and swallow it. It would make him piss almost nonstop and it was so strong you could smell it in the other room. Shit smelled like straight bleach. I thought most people did this but apparently they don't. Btw I don't advocate it. Expand I have heard of some pretty "creative" ways to get through a piss test, but this is seems...unsafe Edited May 6, 2018 by Mix
AstroCreep Posted May 6, 2018 Posted May 6, 2018 No insult to your family, but only a dumbass would do that.
That_One_Guy Posted May 6, 2018 Author Posted May 6, 2018 On 5/6/2018 at 4:52 AM, AstroCreep said: No insult to your family, but only a dumbass would do that. Expand Don't feel bad. He's a fucking moron
That_One_Guy Posted May 6, 2018 Author Posted May 6, 2018 On 5/6/2018 at 3:20 AM, Mix said: I have heard of some pretty "creative" ways to get through a piss test, but this is seems...unsafe Expand True but I think it worked cause he did it several times
Mix Posted May 6, 2018 Posted May 6, 2018 On 5/6/2018 at 5:36 AM, That_One_Guy said: True but I think it worked cause he did it several times Expand I have a method I used several times and it panned out....and damn it had no where near the risk
That_One_Guy Posted May 6, 2018 Author Posted May 6, 2018 On 5/6/2018 at 6:04 AM, Mix said: I have a method I used several times and it panned out....and damn it had no where near the risk Expand Some people are just dumb bro lol
Mix Posted May 6, 2018 Posted May 6, 2018 On 5/6/2018 at 6:09 AM, That_One_Guy said: Some people are jusfairt dumb bro lol Expand fair enough....yo come chill with is on discord and play cards against humanity
That_One_Guy Posted May 6, 2018 Author Posted May 6, 2018 On 5/6/2018 at 6:11 AM, Mix said: fair enough....yo come chill with is on discord and play cards against humanity Expand Aight give me a sec I'm not home rn
Mix Posted May 6, 2018 Posted May 6, 2018 On 5/6/2018 at 6:18 AM, That_One_Guy said: Aight give me a sec I'm not home rn Expand you're on here on the street.....respect
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