That_One_Guy Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 I have this cousin (currently doing 10 years in prison for robbing people while he was high on Xanax) who had a hardcore way of cleansing his system if he had to take a piss test. He would take a very small piece of paper towel, roll it into a ball, dip it in bleach, and swallow it. It would make him piss almost nonstop and it was so strong you could smell it in the other room. Shit smelled like straight bleach. I thought most people did this but apparently they don't. Btw I don't advocate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 ''Currently in prison for robbing people while high on xanax'' Maybe that;s why popping a bleach pill is bad..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 5, 2018 Author Share Posted May 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said: ''Currently in prison for robbing people while high on xanax'' Maybe that;s why popping a bleach pill is bad..... Most likely. Pills changed him a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Most likely. Pills changed him a lot Everyone I know that's done them has fucked their life up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 5, 2018 Author Share Posted May 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said: Everyone I know that's done them has fucked their life up Yet weed is illegal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Just now, That_One_Guy said: Yet weed is illegal. The tide is changing, man. The tide is changing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//>wagz./ Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said: Everyone I know that's done them has fucked their life up //> yep and they were all teenagers too. "Ohhhhhbh yoooo bro yous just gots too try em" and it was sad see ./ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 50 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: The tide is changing, man. The tide is changing... That a tide pod joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 50 minutes ago, //>wagz./ said: //> yep and they were all teenagers too. "Ohhhhhbh yoooo bro yous just gots too try em" and it was sad see ./ MMHMM sure thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Just now, Drunkenwarrior said: That a tide pod joke? Well it wasn't intended to be... But I guess it can be now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 (edited) I retract my previously made joke, as there was no need to make it. Instead I will offer this. Edited May 5, 2018 by SlappyKincaid asfdgfhgjhkuiygtfc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 ok, also what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 >.> sometimes i just eat the left over paper that gets stuck on Now or Laters so ... who am I to judge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 9 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Yet weed is illegal. I've been trying to decide if weed is partially responsible for my recent setback in life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 23 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: The tide is changing, man. The tide is changing... So's the Tide pod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 (edited) On 5/4/2018 at 11:14 PM, That_One_Guy said: I have this cousin (currently doing 10 years in prison for robbing people while he was high on Xanax) who had a hardcore way of cleansing his system if he had to take a piss test. He would take a very small piece of paper towel, roll it into a ball, dip it in bleach, and swallow it. It would make him piss almost nonstop and it was so strong you could smell it in the other room. Shit smelled like straight bleach. I thought most people did this but apparently they don't. Btw I don't advocate it. I have heard of some pretty "creative" ways to get through a piss test, but this is seems...unsafe Edited May 6, 2018 by Mix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroCreep Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 No insult to your family, but only a dumbass would do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 6, 2018 Author Share Posted May 6, 2018 44 minutes ago, AstroCreep said: No insult to your family, but only a dumbass would do that. Don't feel bad. He's a fucking moron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 6, 2018 Author Share Posted May 6, 2018 2 hours ago, Mix said: I have heard of some pretty "creative" ways to get through a piss test, but this is seems...unsafe True but I think it worked cause he did it several times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 18 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: True but I think it worked cause he did it several times I have a method I used several times and it panned out....and damn it had no where near the risk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 6, 2018 Author Share Posted May 6, 2018 4 minutes ago, Mix said: I have a method I used several times and it panned out....and damn it had no where near the risk Some people are just dumb bro lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: Some people are jusfairt dumb bro lol fair enough....yo come chill with is on discord and play cards against humanity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 6, 2018 Author Share Posted May 6, 2018 6 minutes ago, Mix said: fair enough....yo come chill with is on discord and play cards against humanity Aight give me a sec I'm not home rn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 5 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Aight give me a sec I'm not home rn you're on here on the street.....respect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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