Zenigundam Posted January 19, 2017 Posted January 19, 2017 But I won't be on the UEMB for the next two days because I have a two-day juror assignment! :'( Have to work twelve hours a day for the next two days. I'm going to drink a lot, so that I can vote not guilty because the legal system is wack and everybody deserves a second chance.
Zenigundam Posted January 19, 2017 Author Posted January 19, 2017 Serge, mind your manners. That kinda language can be hurtful... literally... *steps in front of you*
EvilsergE Posted January 19, 2017 Posted January 19, 2017 Serge, mind your manners. That kinda language can be hurtful... literally... *steps in front of you* Your bitch ass knows youll be back tomorrow.
Vamped Posted January 19, 2017 Posted January 19, 2017 how did you not get dismissed immediately from the juror pool?
Zenigundam Posted January 19, 2017 Author Posted January 19, 2017 Your bitch ass knows youll be back tomorrow. you'll*
Zenigundam Posted January 19, 2017 Author Posted January 19, 2017 Guess they liked meeeeeeee. <3 I didn't really interview for it, they just had a dire need for jurors. The pay is really nice for a two day assignment.
Zenigundam Posted January 19, 2017 Author Posted January 19, 2017 I don't know what the case is about. All the firm told me is that it's an "alternative dispute resolution". Wow that'd be so cool if it's a dating dispute! If the guy's anything like me, I'm picking him as not guilty!
Vamped Posted January 19, 2017 Posted January 19, 2017 Guess they liked meeeeeeee. <3 I didn't really interview for it, they just had a dire need for jurors. The pay is really nice for a two day assignment. we get 11 dollars a day 33 if you get sequestered
MegaNaraku Posted January 19, 2017 Posted January 19, 2017 But I won't be on the UEMB for the next two days because I have a two-day juror assignment! :'( Have to work twelve hours a day for the next two days. I'm going to drink a lot, so that I can vote not guilty because the legal system is wack and everybody deserves a second chance. You got dis
Naraku4656 Posted January 19, 2017 Posted January 19, 2017 we get 11 dollars a day 33 if you get sequestered 11 dollars a day, shit that's less than minimum wage
Zenigundam Posted January 19, 2017 Author Posted January 19, 2017 This one's 20 per hour. It's only for two days though. I'm just hoping I don't mess anything up. I'll probably go against the grain since the groupthink among the other jurors will need to be questioned!
Zenigundam Posted January 19, 2017 Author Posted January 19, 2017 You got dis Let's do this! Let's do this!
Vamped Posted January 19, 2017 Posted January 19, 2017 11 dollars a day, shit that's less than minimum wage You also get to listen to how much of an honor your service is. Plus ... you have jury duty in 2 sets. The first time you get summoned you listen to the lecture and you pick which week you want to come in for the actual jury selection. Then when you come back (and you have to come back or they send out the sheriff) is when you get try and bargain your way out
Vamped Posted January 19, 2017 Posted January 19, 2017 This one's 20 per hour. It's only for two days though. I'm just hoping I don't mess anything up. I'll probably go against the grain since the groupthink among the other jurors will need to be questioned! gtfo
Rogue_Alphonse Posted January 19, 2017 Posted January 19, 2017 But I won't be on the UEMB for the next two days because I have a two-day juror assignment! :'( Have to work twelve hours a day for the next two days. I'm going to drink a lot, so that I can vote not guilty because the legal system is wack and everybody deserves a second chance. So no sex?
Houdini Splicer Posted January 19, 2017 Posted January 19, 2017 Don't forget to step to the judge and flex your muscles if he/she says something you don't agree with. Show 'em what's up, and who's really in charge. That will impress the hell out of everybody, and hot chicks will throw themselves at you.
Zenigundam Posted January 19, 2017 Author Posted January 19, 2017 I won't step to him, but I'll definitely voice my disagreement, and if the bailiff starts walking toward me, I'll give him a warning, "Keep your distance, man. I don't want to catch "involuntary manslaughter" charges!"
Houdini Splicer Posted January 19, 2017 Posted January 19, 2017 Alright, man. I guess you're just scared of the thought of hot babes trying to give you some.
Zenigundam Posted January 19, 2017 Author Posted January 19, 2017 I'm more into beach babes, not court babes. Court babes try to psychoanalyze me and are critical of my chill, minimal effort lifestyle.
Houdini Splicer Posted January 19, 2017 Posted January 19, 2017 What!? Dude, you'd better take what you can get! I can't... I don't even...
Zenigundam Posted January 19, 2017 Author Posted January 19, 2017 I'm not a beggar; I'm a chooser. A sexy, alpha male
Guest The Hound Posted January 19, 2017 Posted January 19, 2017 Serge, mind your manners. That kinda language can be hurtful... literally... *steps in front of you* shutup bitch -_'
NaBarney Posted January 19, 2017 Posted January 19, 2017 Threaten everyone in the court room, establish yourself as alpha juror
NaBarney Posted January 19, 2017 Posted January 19, 2017 Yell out "Juror Dredd up in this b" or however you talk
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