Zenigundam Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 But I won't be on the UEMB for the next two days because I have a two-day juror assignment! :'( Have to work twelve hours a day for the next two days. I'm going to drink a lot, so that I can vote not guilty because the legal system is wack and everybody deserves a second chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilsergE Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 See ya tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 19, 2017 Author Share Posted January 19, 2017 Serge, mind your manners. That kinda language can be hurtful... literally... *steps in front of you* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilsergE Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Serge, mind your manners. That kinda language can be hurtful... literally... *steps in front of you* Your bitch ass knows youll be back tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 how did you not get dismissed immediately from the juror pool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 19, 2017 Author Share Posted January 19, 2017 Your bitch ass knows youll be back tomorrow. you'll* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 19, 2017 Author Share Posted January 19, 2017 Guess they liked meeeeeeee. <3 I didn't really interview for it, they just had a dire need for jurors. The pay is really nice for a two day assignment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 19, 2017 Author Share Posted January 19, 2017 I don't know what the case is about. All the firm told me is that it's an "alternative dispute resolution". Wow that'd be so cool if it's a dating dispute! If the guy's anything like me, I'm picking him as not guilty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Guess they liked meeeeeeee. <3 I didn't really interview for it, they just had a dire need for jurors. The pay is really nice for a two day assignment. we get 11 dollars a day 33 if you get sequestered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaNaraku Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 But I won't be on the UEMB for the next two days because I have a two-day juror assignment! :'( Have to work twelve hours a day for the next two days. I'm going to drink a lot, so that I can vote not guilty because the legal system is wack and everybody deserves a second chance. You got dis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 we get 11 dollars a day 33 if you get sequestered 11 dollars a day, shit that's less than minimum wage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 19, 2017 Author Share Posted January 19, 2017 This one's 20 per hour. It's only for two days though. I'm just hoping I don't mess anything up. I'll probably go against the grain since the groupthink among the other jurors will need to be questioned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 19, 2017 Author Share Posted January 19, 2017 You got dis Let's do this! Let's do this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 11 dollars a day, shit that's less than minimum wage You also get to listen to how much of an honor your service is. Plus ... you have jury duty in 2 sets. The first time you get summoned you listen to the lecture and you pick which week you want to come in for the actual jury selection. Then when you come back (and you have to come back or they send out the sheriff) is when you get try and bargain your way out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 This one's 20 per hour. It's only for two days though. I'm just hoping I don't mess anything up. I'll probably go against the grain since the groupthink among the other jurors will need to be questioned! gtfo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thevengefulone Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 President Donald Trump ? Yeah me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 But I won't be on the UEMB for the next two days because I have a two-day juror assignment! :'( Have to work twelve hours a day for the next two days. I'm going to drink a lot, so that I can vote not guilty because the legal system is wack and everybody deserves a second chance. So no sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Don't forget to step to the judge and flex your muscles if he/she says something you don't agree with. Show 'em what's up, and who's really in charge. That will impress the hell out of everybody, and hot chicks will throw themselves at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 19, 2017 Author Share Posted January 19, 2017 I won't step to him, but I'll definitely voice my disagreement, and if the bailiff starts walking toward me, I'll give him a warning, "Keep your distance, man. I don't want to catch "involuntary manslaughter" charges!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Alright, man. I guess you're just scared of the thought of hot babes trying to give you some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 19, 2017 Author Share Posted January 19, 2017 I'm more into beach babes, not court babes. Court babes try to psychoanalyze me and are critical of my chill, minimal effort lifestyle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 What!? Dude, you'd better take what you can get! I can't... I don't even... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 19, 2017 Author Share Posted January 19, 2017 I'm not a beggar; I'm a chooser. A sexy, alpha male Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Yep, you're never gonna score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Serge, mind your manners. That kinda language can be hurtful... literally... *steps in front of you* shutup bitch -_' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 *steps to zeni* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 it saddens me to read this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Threaten everyone in the court room, establish yourself as alpha juror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Yell out "Juror Dredd up in this b" or however you talk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Not having a job is paying off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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