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He said just now, "20,000 people employed to monitor and control content on Facebook by the end of the year"

Well, they have like half those assholes watching my ass and banning me.

He looks fucking scared as shit too.

 

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Twenty thousand people for that, fool your company doesn't even have real value, give it about twelve years before google buys up all this been-done shit for deca-pennies on the dollar and Myspaces the fuck out your legacy 

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I mean, he has already been shifting his portfolio which I find interesting. But yeah, he is grasping at straws right now... and Orrin Hatch is such a fucking piece of expired shit.

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Just now, Phillies said:

I can get paid to work from home to monitor people?

Not you, but I am sure someone could.

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Senator Cantwell is looking like an idiot as well. Did they even prepare for any of this? Or I'd be interested to know who he met with privately before this, and who is giving him softballs.

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Actually, wait... she just hit him with Total Information Awareness shit... and slapped some old school Ashcroft shit in his face.... dis gon be good.

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1 minute ago, Phillies said:

I want to be paid to watch Zeni. 

Since you didn't specify any means of being paid, I will pay you 3 lint balls a year to do this, but I demand weekly reports, scatter plots, and data analysis.

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49 minutes ago, Clu said:

Share prices are holding up during these proceedings though.... hmmm...

https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/fb

Yeah and snapchat is worth eleventy seven bubblillions and Instagram more than double that, so we'll see how these Fyre Festival-generating future Yahoo!'s pan out. 

http://money.cnn.com/2017/03/03/investing/snapchat-market-value/index.html

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meh. nothing will get done, just like what, these mass shootings that happens every other week. this whole thing is a dog and pony show that says "we're really angry at what you've done and we're going to ground you for 3 months of no extra curricular activities." as long as that fucking turtle in charge of the senate remains in charge, don't hold your breath that we'll see any new regulations, and if there is, be sure to note that it'll be watered down by the time it gets past legislation.

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1 minute ago, Hachiman said:

meh. nothing will get done, just like what, these mass shootings that happens every other week. this whole thing is a dog and pony show that says "we're really angry at what you've done and we're going to ground you for 3 months of no extra curricular activities." as long as that fucking turtle in charge of the senate remains in charge, don't hold your breath that we'll see any new regulations, and if there is, be sure to note that it'll be watered down by the time it gets past legislation.

Regulations are killing the bulk private data collection and election psyops industries 

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2 hours ago, Clu said:

Since you didn't specify any means of being paid, I will pay you 3 lint balls a year to do this, but I demand weekly reports, scatter plots, and data analysis.

I want poptarts and hotpockets. 

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32 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

Regulations are killing the bulk private data collection and election psyops industries 

Lol... why aren't you running a company?

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13 hours ago, Clu said:

He said just now, "20,000 people employed to monitor and control content on Facebook by the end of the year"

Well, they have like half those assholes watching my ass and banning me.

He looks fucking scared as shit too.

 

my legit ass has been on display since 2007 in a pic and I haven't been banned yet.  Dafuq did you do? 

*edit to clarify,  I mooned a Camera back in the day.

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Indeed, note how smoothly the smile spreads across his regular face, not suspiciously herky jerky at all. There's no doubt about it, that's real human skin 

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