Clu Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 He said just now, "20,000 people employed to monitor and control content on Facebook by the end of the year" Well, they have like half those assholes watching my ass and banning me. He looks fucking scared as shit too.
NaBarney Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 Twenty thousand people for that, fool your company doesn't even have real value, give it about twelve years before google buys up all this been-done shit for deca-pennies on the dollar and Myspaces the fuck out your legacy 1
Phillies Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 I can get paid to work from home to monitor people?
Clu Posted April 10, 2018 Author Posted April 10, 2018 I mean, he has already been shifting his portfolio which I find interesting. But yeah, he is grasping at straws right now... and Orrin Hatch is such a fucking piece of expired shit.
Clu Posted April 10, 2018 Author Posted April 10, 2018 Just now, Phillies said: I can get paid to work from home to monitor people? Not you, but I am sure someone could.
Clu Posted April 10, 2018 Author Posted April 10, 2018 Senator Cantwell is looking like an idiot as well. Did they even prepare for any of this? Or I'd be interested to know who he met with privately before this, and who is giving him softballs.
Clu Posted April 10, 2018 Author Posted April 10, 2018 Actually, wait... she just hit him with Total Information Awareness shit... and slapped some old school Ashcroft shit in his face.... dis gon be good.
Phillies Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 17 minutes ago, Clu said: Not you, but I am sure someone could. I want to be paid to watch Zeni.
Clu Posted April 10, 2018 Author Posted April 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Phillies said: I want to be paid to watch Zeni. Since you didn't specify any means of being paid, I will pay you 3 lint balls a year to do this, but I demand weekly reports, scatter plots, and data analysis.
Clu Posted April 10, 2018 Author Posted April 10, 2018 Share prices are holding up during these proceedings though.... hmmm... https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/fb
NaBarney Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 (edited) 49 minutes ago, Clu said: Share prices are holding up during these proceedings though.... hmmm... https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/fb Yeah and snapchat is worth eleventy seven bubblillions and Instagram more than double that, so we'll see how these Fyre Festival-generating future Yahoo!'s pan out. http://money.cnn.com/2017/03/03/investing/snapchat-market-value/index.html Edited April 10, 2018 by Nabloom
Drunkenwarrior Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 I'm sure it's not his first time on the receiving end of a sex sausage
Satou Kazuma Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 meh. nothing will get done, just like what, these mass shootings that happens every other week. this whole thing is a dog and pony show that says "we're really angry at what you've done and we're going to ground you for 3 months of no extra curricular activities." as long as that fucking turtle in charge of the senate remains in charge, don't hold your breath that we'll see any new regulations, and if there is, be sure to note that it'll be watered down by the time it gets past legislation.
NaBarney Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Hachiman said: meh. nothing will get done, just like what, these mass shootings that happens every other week. this whole thing is a dog and pony show that says "we're really angry at what you've done and we're going to ground you for 3 months of no extra curricular activities." as long as that fucking turtle in charge of the senate remains in charge, don't hold your breath that we'll see any new regulations, and if there is, be sure to note that it'll be watered down by the time it gets past legislation. Regulations are killing the bulk private data collection and election psyops industries
Phillies Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 2 hours ago, Clu said: Since you didn't specify any means of being paid, I will pay you 3 lint balls a year to do this, but I demand weekly reports, scatter plots, and data analysis. I want poptarts and hotpockets.
Clu Posted April 10, 2018 Author Posted April 10, 2018 32 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Regulations are killing the bulk private data collection and election psyops industries Lol... why aren't you running a company?
fuggnificent Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 I like how he tried to hide behind lawyers but the press and lawmakers forced him to go himself lmao
naraku360 Posted April 11, 2018 Posted April 11, 2018 http://babylonbee.com/news/zuckerberg-loses-contact-lens-during-senate-hearing-revealing-horrifying-lizard-eye/ 1
Poof Posted April 11, 2018 Posted April 11, 2018 18 minutes ago, naraku360 said: http://babylonbee.com/news/zuckerberg-loses-contact-lens-during-senate-hearing-revealing-horrifying-lizard-eye/ i think "horrifying" is a bit insensitive to the reptilian shapeshifter community. it's bad enough that ppl automatically think you're in the illuminati when you come out as a lizard-american which is why most of us have to stay in the closet. its 2018
molarbear Posted April 11, 2018 Posted April 11, 2018 (edited) 13 hours ago, Clu said: He said just now, "20,000 people employed to monitor and control content on Facebook by the end of the year" Well, they have like half those assholes watching my ass and banning me. He looks fucking scared as shit too. my legit ass has been on display since 2007 in a pic and I haven't been banned yet. Dafuq did you do? *edit to clarify, I mooned a Camera back in the day. Edited April 11, 2018 by molarbear
bnmjy Posted April 11, 2018 Posted April 11, 2018 He honesty looks inhuman, like a lizard man. I don't take that conspiracy bullshit seriously, but it's funny.
Codename: Jackass Posted April 11, 2018 Posted April 11, 2018 (edited) Watch as he tries to smile like a normal human. Look at those dead eyes. He's got to be a psychopath. https://gph.is/2qn8F2B Edited April 11, 2018 by empty
NaBarney Posted April 11, 2018 Posted April 11, 2018 1 minute ago, empty said: https://gph.is/2qn8F2B Just your typical, real human
Codename: Jackass Posted April 11, 2018 Posted April 11, 2018 Yes. Look at that warm, charismatic smile that fills his face with joy. Yep, just a normal person, what a nice dude!
NaBarney Posted April 11, 2018 Posted April 11, 2018 (edited) Indeed, note how smoothly the smile spreads across his regular face, not suspiciously herky jerky at all. There's no doubt about it, that's real human skin Edited April 11, 2018 by Nabloom
Codename: Jackass Posted April 11, 2018 Posted April 11, 2018 There's no cold metal or lizard scales underneath that at all. Nope, no sir.
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