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21 minutes ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said:

You would fail the placement test.....Pretty sure that's impossible, but the stupid shit you say makes me think you can pull it off

I think he would be placed into remedial courses and come up with a bullshit excuse like the computer froze during testing or something.

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17 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

I think he would be placed into remedial courses and come up with a bullshit excuse like the computer froze during testing or something.

No, no, no.

He'd tell us that remedial courses are much better because they cost less, so he can coast through them for 20 years instead of taking the easy route of "real" classes for a 4 year degree.

Blaming the computer would come too close to acknowledging his remedial lessons as being designed for the mentally retarded.

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lol but remedial courses cost the same per credit and aren't really designed for retarded people. Many adults that haven't been in school for decades take them just to get back into the groove of studying. It can still be "humbling" for some people, like Packard. I quote humbling because . . . well, he's a janitor.

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3 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

lol but remedial courses cost the same per credit and aren't really designed for retarded people. Many adults that haven't been in school for decades take them just to get back into the groove of studying. It can still be "humbling" for some people, like Packard. I quote humbling because . . . well, he's a janitor.

Oh, I'm not sure he'd be able to get into a remedial class like that. I was thinking more along the lines of relearning his letters and numbers.

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4 hours ago, naraku360 said:

But alas, the GED will concume the remainder of your lifetime....

 

Actually, fuck it. Go to college. Those would be the funniest fucking stories.

I could carry this in another direction and make it a vocational school.  Electrician sounds about right.  The entrance exam deals with abstract reasoning instead of general knowledge.  I always ace those tests.

 

By the way, there's no magma come loudly... or didn't you get that yet?

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5 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

I could carry this in another direction and make it a vocational school.  Electrician sounds about right.  The entrance exam deals with abstract reasoning instead of general knowledge.  I always ace those tests.

 

By the way, there's no magma come loudly... or didn't you get that yet?

you do know you need more to be an electrician than just a year or two of training right?

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43 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

I could carry this in another direction and make it a vocational school.  Electrician sounds about right.  The entrance exam deals with abstract reasoning instead of general knowledge.  I always ace those tests.

 

By the way, there's no magma come loudly... or didn't you get that yet?

Yeah, I can see you struggling with general knowledge. Doubt you can pass anything abstract, though.

No, I got it. It was too dumb to acknowledge.

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50 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

I always ace those tests.

 

 

wait. wait. you always ace those tests? like...so, you actually went to a vocational school, multiple times, to take the test...and then...what? 

nothing? just...like going to the school to take the entrance exam...for an electrician. and you are also stating that the exam only consists of abstract reasoining? 

gtfo. 

you are just too much. 

 

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1 hour ago, Naraku4656 said:

you do know you need more to be an electrician than just a year or two of training right?

My younger sister totally rewired her entire house after completing the training.  Licensing depends on what state you're in.  Some states require more credentials and some require considerably less.

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34 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

wait. wait. you always ace those tests? like...so, you actually went to a vocational school, multiple times, to take the test...and then...what? 

nothing? just...like going to the school to take the entrance exam...for an electrician. and you are also stating that the exam only consists of abstract reasoining? 

gtfo. 

you are just too much. 

 

One vocational school was about slot machine mechanics and the other was about carpentry.

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