MEXobiologist Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 "i told the lady about the package some naughty kid opened at the store! they were bad, but i did good!" "i love you too Honesty" this is what happened to me over the weekend at work and its sticking with me pretty hard. some little girl talking into her old flip phone with her imaginary friend Honesty. truthfully, when i heard her saying the name earlier in the night, i thought she was talking to one of the other kids in her group and basically ignored what she was saying otherwise. it wasn't until after she grabbed me to show me the open toy she had found and got on her phone, that i realized what was happening. couldn't have been more than 4 or 5. my heart melted a little. i can't help but wonder what made her have this friend, why honesty? 1 1
Cau Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 She's been dead for 20 years, I hear her ghost still haunts these streets to this day.
NaBarney Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 She sounds unstable and should be prime suspect #1 in that package opening
MEXobiologist Posted March 13, 2018 Author Posted March 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cau said: She's been dead for 20 years, I hear her ghost still haunts these streets to this day. i'm okay with it.
Cau Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 1 minute ago, MEXobiologist said: i'm okay with it. You're one spooky lady.
MEXobiologist Posted March 13, 2018 Author Posted March 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Nabloom said: She sounds unstable and should be prime suspect #1 in that package opening nah, you get used to the behaviors of the sneaky kids. her and the other boy at the wall of toys were just peacefully looking at the toys on the wall and pointing at the ones they wanted. they didn't even touch one. their mom looked like a stern hard ass tho, so not too surprising.
MEXobiologist Posted March 13, 2018 Author Posted March 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cau said: You're one spooky lady. succubus i thought i cleared that up the other day 1
MEXobiologist Posted March 13, 2018 Author Posted March 13, 2018 Just now, Clu said: what the fuck is happening right now? 1
Cau Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 1 minute ago, MEXobiologist said: succubus i thought i cleared that up the other day 1
MEXobiologist Posted March 13, 2018 Author Posted March 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Clu said: Jason Statham is happening... Calm you vagina a bit i think it just permanently closed for business 2
Clu Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 Just now, MEXobiologist said: i think it just permanently closed for business WAIT!!! I can do better!! 2
MEXobiologist Posted March 13, 2018 Author Posted March 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cau said: at least he is honest about his desires
MEXobiologist Posted March 13, 2018 Author Posted March 13, 2018 i think we all could use a good friend like Honesty to help us out every now and then 1
discolé monade Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 ok, after some thought, i wonder why there aren't movies about some ghost child named 'honesty' and the kid is like....a crime solver. but no one takes her seriously. so, she has to enlist the ranks of a store clerk. and they together, with the help of 'honesty' foil the biggest assassination attempt. ever. 1
MEXobiologist Posted March 13, 2018 Author Posted March 13, 2018 one problem. the clerks hours are too random to effectively do much of anything.
discolé monade Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 Just now, MEXobiologist said: one problem. the clerks hours are too random to effectively do much of anything. this is where honesty contacts you. .... THROUGH THE INTERWEBS! and through the world of interwebs...you 2 are able to foil the most diabolical assassination attempt ever. 1
Distortedreasoning Posted March 14, 2018 Posted March 14, 2018 cant explain it either. the entire thing must have triggered something in the subconscious. something buried deep inside your soul. 1
MEXobiologist Posted March 14, 2018 Author Posted March 14, 2018 38 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: cant explain it either. the entire thing must have triggered something in the subconscious. something buried deep inside your soul. you lost me at "soul" 1
Distortedreasoning Posted March 14, 2018 Posted March 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, MEXobiologist said: you lost me at "soul" you know the part deep inside you...
MEXobiologist Posted March 14, 2018 Author Posted March 14, 2018 nah, thats a spiritual thing but maybe there is something to that subconscious thing
Distortedreasoning Posted March 14, 2018 Posted March 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, MEXobiologist said: nah, thats a spiritual thing but maybe there is something to that subconscious thing im also leaning towards that. your subconscious was triggered by it. not sure what it was exactly. maybe her being lonely?
MEXobiologist Posted March 14, 2018 Author Posted March 14, 2018 i dunno i was thinking about it tho, and kids are just fucking weird. like maybe she just learned about honesty in school or daycare friday and so, was killing boredom while also practicing what she learned
Distortedreasoning Posted March 14, 2018 Posted March 14, 2018 see it had to be something if it made you think? was it seeing the kid being lonely with no friends? maybe thats what hit you hard, just connecting with her at that level. but you mentioned the words honesty a few times so that had to be important too.
MEXobiologist Posted March 14, 2018 Author Posted March 14, 2018 8 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: see it had to be something if it made you think? was it seeing the kid being lonely with no friends? maybe thats what hit you hard, just connecting with her at that level. but you mentioned the words honesty a few times so that had to be important too. that is because she mentioned honesty quite a few times. it was the name of the imaginary person she was speaking to on the phone. she never said the name once besides to say i love you too. otherwise it was always twice in a row like she was trying to get her attention. HONESTY! HONESTY! like i said, at first i thought it was someone she was with. it was three adults and like, 5 kids at one point.
Distortedreasoning Posted March 14, 2018 Posted March 14, 2018 13 minutes ago, MEXobiologist said: that is because she mentioned honesty quite a few times. it was the name of the imaginary person she was speaking to on the phone. she never said the name once besides to say i love you too. otherwise it was always twice in a row like she was trying to get her attention. HONESTY! HONESTY! like i said, at first i thought it was someone she was with. it was three adults and like, 5 kids at one point. im gonna go with that then cuz i got nothing else. im dont do the subconscious except if im drunk lol.
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