My dad used to make fun of me for not getting in the fucking robot.

[SwimModSponges]

[death_by_motorboat]

get in the robot then.  at least its realistic.

[SwimModSponges]

I don't want to get in the robot.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Just imagine what fun he'd poke at you if he knew you jacked off into your bare hand looking over a comatose girl laying in a hospital bed.

[SwimModSponges]

Worth it.

[Chapinator_X]

Did he stop laughing when everyone became Tang, or did he laugh even harder?

[Phillies]

Shinji is the man. 

Except the time he fapped over Asuka's while she was sleeping.

That was kind of fucked up.

[Hornshire]

Oh. We were expecting a robot whose primary function was fucking.

Not sure whether We're relieved or disappointed.

[TrigunBebop]

God dammit, Sponges. Get in the fucking Gundam.

-Dad