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The 5 stages of shitting your pants


SlappyKincaid

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1.  Denial

"Am I gonna shit myself?  Maybe it's just gas.  I think I'm good, I'll just clench and wait."

 

2.  Anger

"Come on, people get the fuck out of the way, I need to shit!"

 

3.  Bargaining

"If I fart a little, maybe I can make it.  Just gotta get out of the parking lot..."

 

4.  Depression

"FFFFFFUUUUUCK"

 

5.  Acceptance

"I'm powerless to stop this from happening.  Jesus take the wheel."

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17 minutes ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said:

They can have children, apparently....So yeah....Android poop all over the place.

And contextually from this pic, you know who pooped.

umm, akshually, the reason 18 and krillin have a child is because krillen made a wish with the dragon balls

 

And you're right, it was definitely 16 who pooped.  Probably thinking about Goku too hard

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14 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

I'm pretty sure there is only one stage.

The Shart stage. 

Everything else is intentional. 

There was a point where the floodgates burst.  The same way drowning people can only hold their breath for so long until their body reflexively inhales water, there was only so much I could do.

 

To clarify, this wasn't normal, this dropped on me suddenly.  It was like getting mugged, but with my bowels.

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58 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

This thread reminds me of this:

also, this:

 

so, this was what happened, kinda, except i was in my car trying to drive home after going to the mall.  Also no one knew what happened, and it was like 6pm.  I was alone, and considered trying to re-park and get to a bathroom in the mall, but some instinct told me that wouldn't work.  I convinced myself in those few moments that I would be able to hold until I got home.

I was a fool.

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