SlappyKincaid Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 1. Denial "Am I gonna shit myself? Maybe it's just gas. I think I'm good, I'll just clench and wait." 2. Anger "Come on, people get the fuck out of the way, I need to shit!" 3. Bargaining "If I fart a little, maybe I can make it. Just gotta get out of the parking lot..." 4. Depression "FFFFFFUUUUUCK" 5. Acceptance "I'm powerless to stop this from happening. Jesus take the wheel." 2
SlappyKincaid Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 This was a bad afternoon. I feel like I need to make light of it to help cope with reality.
SlappyKincaid Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 I think I should probably throw out the rest of the deli meat. Pretty sneaking suspicion that might be at fault.
SlappyKincaid Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 35 minutes ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said: This is terrible and we are all judging you ...but which android actually shit themselves? Can androids poop?
André Toulon Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 38 minutes ago, SlappyKincaid said: ...but which android actually shit themselves? Can androids poop? They can have children, apparently....So yeah....Android poop all over the place. And contextually from this pic, you know who pooped.
katt_goddess Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 I'm pretty sure there is only one stage. The Shart stage. Everything else is intentional.
SlappyKincaid Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 17 minutes ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said: They can have children, apparently....So yeah....Android poop all over the place. And contextually from this pic, you know who pooped. umm, akshually, the reason 18 and krillin have a child is because krillen made a wish with the dragon balls And you're right, it was definitely 16 who pooped. Probably thinking about Goku too hard
SlappyKincaid Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 (edited) 14 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: I'm pretty sure there is only one stage. The Shart stage. Everything else is intentional. There was a point where the floodgates burst. The same way drowning people can only hold their breath for so long until their body reflexively inhales water, there was only so much I could do. To clarify, this wasn't normal, this dropped on me suddenly. It was like getting mugged, but with my bowels. Edited March 4, 2018 by SlappyKincaid 1
André Toulon Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 5 minutes ago, SlappyKincaid said: umm, akshually, the reason 18 and krillin have a child is because krillen made a wish with the dragon balls Is that some manga canon stuff...Because as I remember
SlappyKincaid Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said: Is that some manga canon stuff...Because as I remember I think I had read it somewhere, to be honest I don't recall this part from the show. I like how Krillin forgave her for the genocides to get his dick wet. 1
SlappyKincaid Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 I like how a thread about a grown man pooping his pants turned into a DBZ discussion. I don't really know what else to say about this.
TrigunBebop Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 This thread reminds me of this: also, this: 1 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 10 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: This thread reminds me of this: also, this: I'm not really interested in the autotune one, but the original clip is one of the greatest things I have ever seen. Thank you for that.
SlappyKincaid Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 58 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: This thread reminds me of this: also, this: so, this was what happened, kinda, except i was in my car trying to drive home after going to the mall. Also no one knew what happened, and it was like 6pm. I was alone, and considered trying to re-park and get to a bathroom in the mall, but some instinct told me that wouldn't work. I convinced myself in those few moments that I would be able to hold until I got home. I was a fool.
Still Me Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 4 hours ago, SlappyKincaid said: I think I had read it somewhere, to be honest I don't recall this part from the show. I like how Krillin forgave her for the genocides to get his dick wet.
NaBarney Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 I accidentally sharted into my own hand last year, I felt like a monkey. The urge to throw it was there 2
André Toulon Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 9 hours ago, Nabloom said: I accidentally sharted into my own hand last year, I felt like a monkey. The urge to throw it was there I.;...Ok, I'll bite. Were you trying to catch the fart? 2
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