Man if I knew I wouldn’t get fired

[Still Me]

I’d slap this employee....

i mean I’m in the break room...it’s a group space....and this girl is talking on the phone which is fine....but she has it on SPEAKER....Jesus fuck...

[CAC]

I hate people who talk on speaker phone no matter where.

[Sofa King Kule]

36 minutes ago, Still Me said:

I’d slap this employee....

i mean I’m in the break room...it’s a group space....and this girl is talking on the phone which is fine....but she has it on SPEAKER....Jesus fuck...

Did she accuse you of eavesdropping yet?

[fuggnificent]

1 hour ago, Sofa King Kule said:

Did she accuse you of eavesdropping yet?

i remember getting my nails done next to these two ratchet teenagers. and when one of them said something extremely stupid, i turned my head and looked at them.. and then they accused me of eavesdropping on them when they were LESS THAN A FOOT away and not even trying to whisper. 

[Misaka]

All I need to keep mine is to carry hot sauce on me 

[katt_goddess]

Arm farts.

Loud ones.

Smash your face into the crook of your arm and blow her a very audible raspberry. 

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0dfuFeCHTXJ

[RPM Jr.]

Start chewing very loudly next time. If she says something, tell her to quit talking on the phone while on speaker.

[Lasty]

You chewed her out at least, right?

[tsar4]

I'd never advocate looking online for the instructions to make an emp generator from a disposable camera.

So don't do that.

[KreiaDidNothingWrong]

I would almost be willing to support an extreme dictatorship if they promised to make that an offense punishable by public execution

[Zenigundam]

There's nothing wrong with speaker phone.