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99.9% of all species that have ever existed are extinct.


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We're going through a mass extinction right now and have been for some time.

Pretty weird how many people don't seem to realize that. Or just don't care.

Anyway, humanity is filth

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Posted
13 hours ago, empty said:

Prepare to add Homo sapiens to that mass extinction list.

I'm serious, I almost got temp banned for saying ER was a funny guy and here we are ER Jr!!! And I'm not talking like Donkey Kong Jr as the sequel to Donkey Kong!!

Posted
8 hours ago, tsar4 said:

Some are extinct until they are "discovered living" again.

http://roaring.earth/15-animals-thought-extinct-found-alive/

I think those are referred to as "Lazarus species", imagine if they were sentient and told they were extinct.  Coelocanth would probably go "Let me tell all my buddies we don't exist, hang on"

 

I hope the Tasmanian tiger proves to be a lazarus, although realistically, it's likely toast. 

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3 minutes ago, SlappyKincaid said:

I think those are referred to as "Lazarus species", imagine if they were sentient and told they were extinct.  Coelocanth would probably go "Let me tell all my buddies we don't exist, hang on"

 

I hope the Tasmanian tiger proves to be a lazarus, although realistically, it's likely toast. 

If they are still alive, I hope humans never find out.

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1 minute ago, tsar4 said:

If they are still alive, I hope humans never find out.

It's one of those catch-22s.

There's a Willem Defoe movie about the Tas tiger, called "The Hunter", really good but really intense.

Posted
2 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

I almost got temp banned for saying ER was a funny guy and here we are ER Jr!!!

*permabanned

next time it will be though, so consider this your warning

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Posted
15 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:

I was watching an exciting video on the Cambrian explosion and the great dying.

It was pretty cool.

I am waiting for when Yellowstone blows, or when the ice caps finish melting, which is virtually guaranteed to happen.

 

gg no re humanity

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6 hours ago, SlappyKincaid said:

I think those are referred to as "Lazarus species", imagine if they were sentient and told they were extinct.  Coelocanth would probably go "Let me tell all my buddies we don't exist, hang on"

 

I hope the Tasmanian tiger proves to be a lazarus, although realistically, it's likely toast. 

tfw you will never eat a dodo bird

Posted
9 hours ago, Adminderaptorpat said:

*permabanned

next time it will be though, so consider this your warning

Dude, I said I was almost banned. I haven't been banned in years. Like a fine wine, my social life has aged well and keeps getting better with time, so I can't be here as often as I should.

Posted
9 hours ago, empty said:

We would make them our bitches with advanced weaponry.

They'd kill most of us before we knew what was coming. I mean, if Dinosaurs had never gone extinct, we wouldn't have evolved beyond naked mole rats in a smelly hole.

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