pneumantion Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 If you can catch a cold front going thru that's going to drop the temperature below 32 degrees and there's rain along that cold front, throw out baking soda on the tops of the hills while the road is wet (so the baking soda will stick, otherwise if it's dry out, the baking soda will blow off the road). You also need a strong stationary low pressure system north or northwest of you. I know this works because I am your rain teacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Just now, pneumantion said: If you can catch a cold front going thru that's going to drop the temperature below 32 degrees and there's rain along that cold front, throw out baking soda on the tops of the hills while the road is wet (so the baking soda will stick, otherwise if it's dry out, the baking soda will blow off the road). You also need a strong stationary low pressure system north or northwest of you. I know this works because I am your rain teacher. In the south we don’t have snowball fights...we have pinecone fights 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pneumantion Posted February 24, 2018 Author Share Posted February 24, 2018 I like a good pinecone fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 5 minutes ago, pneumantion said: If you can catch a cold front going thru that's going to drop the temperature below 32 degrees and there's rain along that cold front, throw out baking soda on the tops of the hills while the road is wet (so the baking soda will stick, otherwise if it's dry out, the baking soda will blow off the road). You also need a strong stationary low pressure system north or northwest of you. I know this works because I am your rain teacher. I’m starting to think you’re serious about all this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pneumantion Posted February 24, 2018 Author Share Posted February 24, 2018 (edited) I did it back in 2011. I threw it out on I-57 near Carbondale, IL and watched a swath of Kentucky get 5-7 inches of snow in a snow band that lasted 12 hours. Looked like lake effect snow coming from Carbondale. Why wouldn't I be serious. Edited February 24, 2018 by pneumantion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, pneumantion said: I like a good pinecone fight. I am the best...around....and if you lose you get a pinecone in bunghole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, pneumantion said: I did it back in 2011. Why wouldn't I be serious. Oh I don’t know maybe bc its uemb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pneumantion Posted February 24, 2018 Author Share Posted February 24, 2018 Pinecone in the bunghole sounds like winning to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pneumantion Posted February 24, 2018 Author Share Posted February 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Poof said: Oh I don’t know maybe bc its uemb Maybe I'm reaching out to you. You all are a select group of people that I choose to share it with. There will be more to come in the future I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, pneumantion said: Pinecone in the bunghole sounds like winning to me. WOOO BRING ON THE SEPSIS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, pneumantion said: Maybe I'm reaching out to you. You all are a select group of people that I choose to share it with. There will be more to come in the future I think. But if it’s raining and a cold front is going to drop the temp below 32 degrees wouldn’t it start snowing anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pneumantion Posted February 24, 2018 Author Share Posted February 24, 2018 (edited) What I meant is it rains along the cold front, then it gets colder behind it without rain, just clouds. You're basically seeding clouds with the baking soda into the cold conditions where there is moisture but not enough to fall without seeding but it has to be wet for the baking soda to stick and splatter on the roadways so it doesn't blow off until it dries on the roadway where cars and semi's blow a little off at a time in a training effect to the downwind areas. I will admit, the situation for it to work doesn't come up that often. Gotta have that big stationary low pressure system and those are far between. Edited February 24, 2018 by pneumantion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pneumantion Posted February 25, 2018 Author Share Posted February 25, 2018 I'll let you know if any situations arise that is baking soda ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Baking soda and vinegar in a balloon to make it self-inflate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pneumantion Posted February 25, 2018 Author Share Posted February 25, 2018 Sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Whose pathetic alt is this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pneumantion Posted February 25, 2018 Author Share Posted February 25, 2018 Yours. I'm in your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Zombie, zombie, zombie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 22 hours ago, pneumantion said: If you can catch a cold front going thru that's going to drop the temperature below 32 degrees and there's rain along that cold front, throw out baking soda on the tops of the hills while the road is wet (so the baking soda will stick, otherwise if it's dry out, the baking soda will blow off the road). You also need a strong stationary low pressure system north or northwest of you. I know this works because I am your rain teacher. Three marijuanas please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pneumantion Posted February 25, 2018 Author Share Posted February 25, 2018 Three marijuania's coming your way plus a bonus marijuana. 4, 4 marijuana's ahahahah! *Tries to be the count from seasame street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 On 2/24/2018 at 7:29 PM, bnmjy said: Whose pathetic alt is this? He's real. The weather-control isn't real, but he sure is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 15 hours ago, Adminderaptorpat said: He's real. The weather-control isn't real, but he sure is. His scam is also real don't give him money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pneumantion Posted February 27, 2018 Author Share Posted February 27, 2018 Dammit, it's not a scam and I do know how to control the weather. I don't expect ya'll to give me money. Geesh, I'll write a book about it, then it'll be published for all to read,. what do you think I'm going to tell ya'll all my secrets on a message board? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Talcum powder in a balloon to keep it from sticking to itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pneumantion Posted February 27, 2018 Author Share Posted February 27, 2018 Just now, TrigunBebop said: Talcum powder in a balloon to keep it from sticking to itself. Talcum powder might work insted of baking soda, idk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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