Zenigundam Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 I just woke up right now and thought it was a dream, but it really did happen. Wow I don't even remember why I did it. That's so scary to me, but also I'm sad about it because I loved that remote with my whole heart. I'm really sad about this and angry at myself for doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 Only betas destroy tv remotes, Zeni. *shakes head in disgust* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 2, 2018 Author Share Posted February 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Vin_Tybul said: Only betas destroy tv remotes, Zeni. *shakes head in disgust* This is a time for mourning, not for crude jokes. Don't you understand that I just lost a loved one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 But it's gone because of you. Murderer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 2, 2018 Author Share Posted February 2, 2018 I didn't even have the mens rea to do it. You don't know what this feels like. I loved that remote more than the OkCupid girl who I chased across that Applebee's parking lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 9 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I just woke up right now and thought it was a dream, but it really did happen. Wow I don't even remember why I did it. That's so scary to me, but also I'm sad about it because I loved that remote with my whole heart. I'm really sad about this and angry at myself for doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 Did... did the remote question your manhood? It did, didn't it? So, you approached it, to scare it a little, to teach it a lesson, but things got out of hand, didn't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 2, 2018 Author Share Posted February 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Vin_Tybul said: Did... did the remote question your manhood? It did, didn't it? So, you approached it, to scare it a little, to teach it a lesson, but things got out of hand, didn't they? I feel awful about what happened. I mean this is one of the worst moments of my life hands down, but it's also why you guys have to start believing that I really am the lone wolf alpha male warrior tough guy who I've said that I am for years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 i once stabbed a tv 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 ah now dont start breaking your mom's stuff i own every tv and remote in my house . id be pissed if someone broke a remote. i kno satellite probably charges for them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 Sounds like delirium due to alcohol withdrawal when's the last time you had a drink 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 its replaceable. lots of replaceable shit gets broken when someone has anger issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 22 hours ago, bnmjy said: This is the most likely scenario. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 On 2/1/2018 at 11:40 PM, Zenigundam said: I'm sad about it because I loved that remote with my whole heart. Did you at least consummate the marriage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 On 2/3/2018 at 1:53 AM, Vin_Tybul said: This is the most likely scenario. still don't know why that kid's freak out included shoving a remote up his ass 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 1 hour ago, mochi said: still don't know why that kid's freak out included shoving a remote up his ass The world may never know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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